Life, work, play, fun with it

Qibao Starbuck Outlet

2009-01-10T00:01:00.000-08:00

2009 Jan 10 Sunny, Temperature -3 ~3 c. winter season was cold at shanghai and consumer market did not reflect as what the current weather suppose to be (industry in ice age.....). Impact was not as significant as compare to other city, which as reported in news.

Back from my home trip, this is warm and nice country (except those political issues). This could probably my last trip back to shanghai. This is the 2nd year at shanghai and time really flies.

Shanghai is a city that you love to hate, also is a city that full of amazing, energetic and wonderful. On contrary this city is also full of greed and lies. Anyway, I am glad and not regret to have the wonderful time and opportunity (to me this is once in a life time experience).

Too cold today and decide to come out for a walk, end up I m outside of my garden and the most wonderful thing is I am getting a cab, right to one of shopping mall close by. Like what just mention, energetic city is mean everyday will caught in traffic jam and I was caught in between. Sometime it just make me think you may begin to love what you had at past (I love my car!).

So, I decided to take walk instead of hold up by traffic to one of the beverage outlet and begin to enjoy my last trip here………

Picture taken using Nokia 5800.

New Carrefour in 'Pokan'

2008-12-13T22:31:00.000-08:00

This is new Carrefour open close to where I stay in Shanghai sub-urb. Lots of funny things to watch every weekend, people might have alot to entertain every peole passby like me.
Picture taken using Nokia 5800.

aWfully chOcOlate

2008-10-01T05:06:00.000-07:00

1st October 2008 Shanghai (Wednesday) 27c – Today is china national holiday and I decide to get my butt out from home to go for a spin outside with friends. He does have some plan in mind about something to fix up and me just wonder around at downtown. After we get everything done and pass by one of the shop, my friend told me this shop very unique and he has observed for quite some time. The shop decorated with simple furniture and company name with back font and white background. It named ‘AWFULLY CHOCOLATE’. Find out that it only served dark chocolate cake and with only 3 varieties; all chocolate, chocolate bananas, chocolate rum and cherry. It comes with 6 inches and 8 inches. I bought dark chocolate ice cream, it tasted 70% ~ 80% chocolate taste (20% should be water and other unknown substance, measure equipment is tongue), which I find that it ‘may’ satisfy some chocolate cake lover over shanghai. The shop located at 174 Xiangyang Nan Lu, French Concession near Fuxing Zhong Lu 襄阳南路174号, 近复兴中路6474-5336 website: www.awfullychocolate.com.cn.

Side story:
I find the slogan on shirt a bit hilarious and amuse when I saw the sweet lady worn that serve the chocolate. I would admit that she is nice. The slogan printed ‘我只要’, it means ‘I only want’. It makes me wonder I need ‘MILK’ or ‘CHOCOLATE’. No offense, I am just a regular guys.

Good old memory

2008-09-27T20:06:00.000-07:00

28th Sept 2008 (Shanghai) Sunny, 24c - After having farewell dinner with one of the malakai yesterday, today decide to go out to some place for lunch. Then decided to goto qibao then I has been not going there some time, probably about 3 months time after new Carrefour has open close to where I stay right now. Everything still same old street and nothing being change, ground floor still having KFC, ichido, Italian restaurant and of cost my beloved coffee Starbucks. Temperature has been drastically drop since Thursday night, which still reporting about 29c and now is just merely about 26c at the afternoon and 21c at night. Autumn is coming

Order a cup of recommended vanilla flavor coffee and it suddenly trigger me about the milk that they serve. I think this become the first question should ever ask when eat out at china: What type of milk serve. Just glance have a glance of local newspaper, it stated: white rabbit candy are off the shelf. Whoever I think was born at 70s should has a great remembrance of white rabbit candy. It is like part of your golden memory and now they are telling you that is toxic! Sometimes it does not matter of a person or company, if you either leave a legacy otherwise will be down to memory lane.

Starbuck coffee at Shanghai has given me something special. Fan” 扇子”.

Anlene Milk I Bought at Shanghai Carrefour

2008-09-25T06:16:00.000-07:00

After hearing and watch a lot of news report about baby begins dead cause by contaminated milk that fill with melamine, I was a bit skeptical about the milk I bought from Carrefour last Saturday (20 Sept).
‘More than 1,250 babies are reported to have fallen ill after drinking baby milk produced by the San Lu Group, which is 43 per cent owned by Fonterra. The milk was contaminated with the toxic chemical melamine. At least two deaths have been reported. – from efluxmedia’
It turns out to that scare me to dead that it printed at the bottom of the pack stated ‘Prepack by San Lu’. I has been purchase and consume Anlene milk at Shanghai for so long, the reason is the milk should be ‘100% imported from New Zealand’ (as printed at the pack). After ‘Melamine’s Milk Scandal’ I have some thought and question.

1. Since the news only cover about infant that could kill but adult will not be affected. How true is it and how many similar cases has happened? Any doctors, official report or scientific data prove that it does not have impact to adult or at least what is the symptom.
2. Recall those product is happen on the dealer but is there any news that to request consumer to return to any station? Should the government to put a more stern action about recalling product if they really value people live and mind their citizen. Not slogan but actions do speak louder than words but it did turn out to be ‘mind your own businesses.
3. Did it really solve the problem after firing 4 officer and the boss of San lu after the scandal explode to the world or should we said by happen any repeated case and the person should be get fired only. Also how many people get fire just because to cover this type of scandal. Is there any legal action taking against the company and person accountable? Scapegoat or dummy. Driving a Cardilac make you look like a rich man but when you are at jail there is nothing for you and they should serve milk for life! “The firings included the vice mayor in charge of agriculture, Zhang Fawang, and the director of the city's food and drug watchdog, Zhang Yi, as well as chief officials for animal husbandry and quality inspection. – from Stuff.co.nz”
4. San Lu is subsidiary of Fonterra, suppose there is and audit every year about product quality, finance, management and ext. Is this really carried out professionally? Also this type of product was supposing send to local authority lab for analysis, did the local authority carried out their job as the slogan stick on the wall? Fonterra said all products were using 100% milk from New Zealand then why announce a recall?
5. New Zealand government has well understood and knowing what has happen about this issue, why it did not make it lawsuit case direct to company if there is no recall begins done? Fail to act or slow to act. It only begin to do something after China local authority failed to act, which is quite suspicious about it.
6. Who is really responsible for this case? Fonterra, San Lu’s Boss, Local authority, New Zealand government, professional body that carry drug test? That is not important any more, people has die and scarify for this bunch of people to get rich that do not have any meaning to them. Civilize, ethical or honest all this word should remove from dictionary and should not be taught at school. Is it the failure of education that not able to educate us?
7. Info about what is melamine http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melamine.

Nokia E-series E71

2008-09-14T23:17:00.000-07:00

14th September 2008 (Sunday) – Decide to grab E-series handphone to replace my pretty old handphone Sonny erricsson Z550i, which has been with me for more than 2 years and still going very healthy. This phone normally use to keep my local line activate when I am aboard. Reason of replacing it due to the need of GPS functionally (just to sure that I am not lost) and also looking for a phone with keyboard for the ease of input short note.
After all, I do much research through the net and look for something that interesting, end up leaving only HTC diamond or Tync II, Samsung i900 and iPhone, Nokia communicator or E71.
First thing first, HTC diamond has the highest build in RAM and ROM but it does not has builded in keyboard. HTC Tync II, overall is a very well build phone with everything build in it and even touch screen was part of it but weight and overall dimension was at the downside. I do not want to put a brick like handphone in my pocket but still the overall function surpass what in my list. Samsung i900, design by Korean. In my opinion, this is something like apple iphone ‘wannabe’ type and the phone operate with window mobile 6.1. Operating system was build by Microsoft, which is very comprehensive and there are a lot of third party application, which allow you make your phone become ‘Superphone’ (and the user I assume is Superman…hahaha). It also build with 8GB or 16 GB build in memory, there are also expendable slot to support up 16GB external memory. Again, I am looking a phone with keyboard. Apple iphone, design by apple. I red a review from other site about this phone is just a matter of expensive ipod with phone function even with 3G & GPS. It just feel too plastic-ky for this phone and not so solid feel about it but not denying that the application was well build and impressive. Nokia communicator, another brick liked phone. It is so obscene when you slot in your pocket and when people look at it. On contrary, this phone does build with keyboard and having a bigger screen in it class but just too bulky; this should not consider as a phone.
Then end up I grab Nokia E71. It does not have torch screen or operate by WM6.1. It is just like a normal phone that with keyboard attached and 110MB build in memory but the package that come with it impress me very much. In the package it included 2GB micro SD, pouch, wrist strap, stereo headset, battery and charger, USB cable.
After I install nokia PC suite to synchronise my outlook and all contacts just within a few second! Mechanically, the phone was build with stainless steel for the front and back cover. Keypad was as usual a QWERTY keyboard. The phone operate with 1500 mah battery and Symbian S60 that could keep pretty long time for people on the go. Picture quality taken from build in camera was far behind expectation (as I has red some review stated camera was awful) and nothing to shout about. Indeed, the picture do look gain-ny for both indoor and outdoor.

Below is some of the picture taken by using E71.
Indoor

Outdoor

Marco

HomeTrip

2008-08-28T18:06:00.000-07:00

At last I has back to home for my long scheduled home trip, which will be away from shanghai for 2 weeks. I has awaited this for so long.

23^rd ~ 25^th. Away from penang going to KL for sister convocation. On the way, I has tasted satay, bah kut the, roasted duck and pork, dunkin donut, kuih kuih and etc that I cannot remember……(eat a lot and enjoy it too).

26^th . Enjoy ‘chay siu poa’, tong yamkung, Japanese sushi and also ais batu campur at Penang Gurney plaza foodloft. Burrrpppp…

After that day,most of the foodI enjoy has lost count…..

Appreciation dinner and Band of Alcohol

2008-08-08T01:29:00.000-07:00

7^th August 2008 – Boss spend the whole group for an appreciation dinner for everyone hard work through this period. The location was just some where close to where I stayed. At first I do not have any intention to join the dinner, reason begin I have enough of them every day in office and I do not want some one else still ‘haunting’ me at night for sake of peacefulness. After all, may be think to going else you may label as ‘not supportive’ or sort of label around your neck but actually I do not care those of label, sometime I may have to thank them if they fired me. Nothing special and I do not think there will be any surprise going to happen, as usual the boss will give a speech and blah blah blah…….(sigh boring …) then some of them invite for karaoke here and there. In total there is 3 group which is seated together; the boss, local and foreigners (haha…this is what they call team work!!!).

I was totally drunk and vomit from the restaurant till back home, I don’t even remember what time about I get drunk!!! Wake up about 2 AM at friend house and walk and still feeling drowsy. Sort of habit, if I need to went to bed, first thing brush up my teeth and clean up myself as I can’t really sleep. Get my spec and gradually walk home, after clean up everything is about 230AM.

The next day I red through an article about effect of alcohol, I think I must and have to quit from it. Subsequently, I think will replace it with orange juice and maintain a healthy life style.

Article from Ezine:

Most of us like an alcoholic drink now and then. You may enjoy wine with a lovely meal or a drink when you go out with friends. Alcohol is simply an enjoyable and harmless part of your normal life.

One of the changes we all notice as we get older - if we drink at all - is that we can't drink as much or as frequently as we did in our youth. If you don't want to age prematurely - you need to find out just how alcohol affects your body. Here's a quick list of seven things you might want to bear in mind next time you pop that cork:

1. Alcohol causes liver damage

Most of us already know that this is one of the worst aspects of excessive drinking and can ultimately in extreme cases cause liver failure and death. Bear in mind that to your liver alcohol is a poison - the more you take in the harder it works to eliminate it.

2. Drinking alcohol makes you more likely to develop osteoporosis

This is one effect of alcohol not many people are aware of and it matters quite a lot - especially to women. Osteoporosis is one of the most aging conditions you can have and is most likely to affect women. Alcohol interferes with the absorption of calcium in your body and the more alcohol you drink now the more chance there is of developing brittle bones later in life.

3. Alcohol ages your skin

Not to be taken lightly this one. You may be prepared to cope with the health risks of alcohol but what about the aging effects of alcohol on your skin. Alcohol causes the small blood vessels to widen, producing flushed skin and often broken veins. And what's more, because alcohol is dehydrating, your skin will also be more prone to premature wrinkling.

4. Alcohol will pile on the pounds.

The problem is that drink you love is just calories - completely empty of any nutritional value whatsoever. To get rid of the extra calories from one drink you need to walk a mile – consider that over your next glass of wine. In fact if you drink alcohol you're likely to eat much more than you really need since alcohol stimulates your appetite.

5. Alcohol affects your brain

In the short term that means all the symptoms of intoxication – how bad it gets depends on how much you drink and other factors like your size, how tired you are, when you drink and whether you eat as well. In the long term alcohol destroys brain cells contributing to memory problems and dementia.

6. Alcohol affects women more than men

The less you weigh the more likely you are to become drunk because heavier people have more blood and water in the body to dilute the alcohol. Also as alcohol is stored in fat and women tend to have more fat than men - it takes us much longer to eliminate the alcohol from our bodies.

7. The effects of alcohol worsen with age

From the age of 40 onwards we tend to store more fat so the time the body takes to process and eliminate alcohol increases. So if you feel that you can't drink as much as you used to without feeling the effects – you're right.

If that all sounds like bad news on the alcohol front - consider the experience of the French. French people eat a diet that contains one of the highest levels of fat in the world and despite this they have a 42% less heart disease than Americans.

They owe their increased resistance to heart disease largely due to wine consumption - although it is probably true that the healthier French diet has something to do with it.

Scientists have linked the protective effects of wine to an organic compound known as 'resveratrol' that's found in red wine. Not all wines have the same amount of resveratrol and Californian wine has one of the highest resveratrol counts in the world.

So consumption of a very moderate amount of the right kind of alcohol - plus a healthy diet - is the way to go. Drink wisely and the effects of alcohol on the body can be positive. Drink unwisely and not only will your health suffer but you'll see the results in the mirror and on the scales!

Managing your alcohol intake is one of the key factors in choosing a positive anti aging lifestyle. Moderate alcohol consumption, eating well, exercising and following a regular anti aging skin care routine will leave you feeling and looking younger no matter how old you are!

Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=Eileen_Gravelle

CSC - China Shanghai Chicken

2008-07-20T05:47:00.001-07:00

18^th July 2008 - Went out for lunch with colleagues to new openly Carrefour nearby. As usual lots of ‘kampung boys and girls’ floating around and car park at the front was full of bicycles. On the way heading to restaurant, something catchy…..CSC (Clone Stupidly Chicken)…..another clone of KFC……How brilliant....

Here I am...again in 2008

2008-06-30T22:00:00.000-07:00

Today temperature 33C and sky clear.

I’m back on my blog and browse through some of those pictures about previous company that I worked for. It turned out I pretty much enjoy the work and environment there. I miss my previous cube, phone, laptop, bench and so on as well as people too.

Ironically, is not that fun staying in Shanghai but just because just to earn a living here. I find that people here merely can understand I am talking and sometime not (I think they are trying to twisting the fact or play funny). At first I have a though of china people are very hardworking and possessed team spirit but in the end the more you expected the deeper shit you may see. By now, I could said I may tolerate some of their attitude but not all (do I giving in during I state this????) and sometime just ‘don’t care about them’. I still enjoy my weekend to explore some new place and to get use to some location then I always been, such as taking garden’s shuttle to Gubei Carrefour and take public bus to somewhere close to underground.

Place I stay in Shanghai:

First blog post in Shanghai

2007-06-28T05:49:00.000-07:00

It has been a long time no blogging anything since plan to work in Shanghai. Busy for trip, moving house.....now at last sometime to settle down.
In Shanghai now have entering summer, averagely day and night about 33C.

New world - Shanghai

2007-04-08T03:58:00.000-07:00

Shanghai (8^th April) - Has been living in shanghai for week after left my home town. I was total alien here. To begin a new live is not that easy and mostly it involve MONEY and large sum of it; that what you need but not exactly all of it, which it does incorporate of other elements. This could such as your family members, friends, buddy and etc. This you can’t get it over here. Black coffee can’t get it here. Might ask anyone that come over do bring me a few packs.

No picture was uploaded cause by new system using Vista and Sonyericsson web page stated its new pc application could not support until further notice. OMG.

Things that experience in Shanghai:

Taxi fare is terrible. Once you jump up to a cab, straight charge you RMB11, and then will charge per mileage. Don’t happy here. Even stuck in jam the meter is still running but just slow (a bit).
Traffic is a mass here. Traffic light is useless. Red light, driver still could do a right/left turn and the whole process is just like crazy.
People don’t give you a damn and move fast. Rushing for time and yet little to accomplish as I see. Seem they are rushing for nothing and just follow what other people doing. Some of them are born to be con man.
Since I have no car over there. Travel from one place to another has become a challenge. Public transport is a lot better compare to hometown. Paying RMB2 you can all the way to shanghai downtown. If taking those free shuttles, then prepare to become sardine inside. Those shuttle services are provided by Carrefour, Lotus and other hyper-mart.
People like to use horn. Pee-pee-peeeeeeeee…….Annoying. They will just press horn even there is no people and keep it on and on and on.
Always that is someone follow you and they have some agenda that you do want to know.
Imported goods are expensive here. The prices has deviate about 150% - 200% from what I can get from home country and the quantity is 50% less.
Cloth is expensive too for branded stuff.
Food is cheap and in big dishes.
Living expense is on the high side especially for electricity, gas and water bills.
Weather change is fast and unpredictable. The day I arrive is about 18C and all of sudden the next day become 16 then 15 then 11. Today afternoon, not bad 18 C.
I just discover that even my blog edit site all in Chinese character!!!!

Last Working Day

2007-03-21T04:30:00.000-07:00

6:00 am. Wake up in the morning; just feel mix feeling that you just couldn’t descript it. As usual drive through bridge and reach at the junction before reaching company. I remember the first day to work that past by this junction, so excite about new working environment and can’t wait to be there. As usual you see lot of car moving and people are busy get to work.

7:20am. Reach car park. There is where I usually park my car but being ‘hi-jacked’ by those operation forks. There is water tap beside, which I used to refill water. Take a glance of company logo, it brings me some good old memories.

Entrance was pack with people and busy to clock in. After all get to queue up and finally get to office; my table (if I’m still there). Power on my laptop and check out ‘suspicious’ mail. Work as usual till breakfast time with all my buddies. We having quite a fun time as specially breakfast time, this has brought some ‘joy’ over the years.

Later, going to lab to clear up those thing that I still owl other people, clear my workbench and format by lab notebook as well. That is new bench after lab having renovation.

11:30am. Lunch time. We all head to eat seafood. I really appreciate it……thanks pal.

5:30 pm. Pass my notebook to my superior and wish everyone good luck.

This has been a great experience to work in this company, although you will meet those animal hardly see in other company example monkey mojo, skinny tiger, so pao, chicken director and etc……Last and not least, I want to give my chicken director last word….nah!!!

So Poa Strike Back (I)

2006-09-22T21:53:00.000-07:00

Ones’ man actions lead to total destruction.

Recently So Poa sidekick decide to leave his gang and join other theme park/forest; this happen after Monkey Mojo was being kick out by current forest management that he did not ‘doing’ his job well. So, high level forest management decided to move Mojo to forest or get lost. Some how Mr Nice decided to hide Mojo in safety cage, to prevent him from doing more damage. What I mean damage here is, bringing more headaches to Mr. Nice Guy!!!!! No one can even think of a reason about this decision. As matter of fact Mojo was invited by Mr Nice Guy, then his own action lead to consequences; chain effect. A good will was done not for Mojo but for himself, I presume.

A few points could possibly justify Mr Nice Guy action:

Mr Nice Guy wanna make sure that he will get his points up on next survey. He was screwed on last survey, which makes him as scapegoat in forest management.
He is trying to make sure his position was concrete enough that no one will possibly move him in his group. As a result, falter will join. He needs a dog to obey his command but no human to advice him.
Hide all vital information from team. As most of them are idiots or down syndrome patient. He will be the one who holding the key. No objection.
To ease his mind. As he though So Pao could possibly could handle the job since he kept on showing how talented he is when most of us wasn’t there. So Poa phrase himself that he known how to fix an oven or a shaker. To me, who cares you know how to fix, but without knowing to calibrate it. Example car wheel alignment.
Have a spy in a group to check out who is betraying him.
This action toward his advantages rather that group concern.
……………………..brain damaged !!!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%^&*#$%^&*

All this action only proof one thing, TALK HOLY DO JOLLY. He is just camouflage his ugly face deep and under. Worst part is he is trying to promote So Pao to next level. He is just a similar species as my last superior. He created all this shit and you clean it!!!

Now, So Poa is taking over his best pal ‘sidekick’ position after a month he replaced Mojo. As I talk to Mojo today, he was so enthusiastic what is doing. I have a short conversation with him and skinny tiger was there.

Me: So when are you going to join the team?

So Pao: Errrhh….mAy be 2 months later. Now I have to cover both positions.

Me: …………..( keep quite).

So Pao: Is too easy there leh…..Now I know how to fix all machines inside, I can even be the service guy. Hohohohoho…..not challenging. Now I even know how to assemble the whole thing.

Tiger: You gila-gila one…later you will know after you take over this position.

Me: It required one to be patient and analytic skill.

So Pao: Ai yah, easy lah. Take out all this rubbish and see-see, for sure will know one. If don’t know still can ask from best pal, tiger.

Me: …………..(Speechless).

Tiger: Hah…..talk big. Later you need help don’t come to me.

So Poa: Easy mah…..just focus what the forest management top 3 will do mah…..The rest can forget it lah….Why worry? (Acted show no respect to others and proud of himself)

Me:……………….(Simple minded, brain damage, communication problem, hard time and I remain speechless!!!!!!)

So Pao: I sure can take over this job one!!!!!!!

Me:……………………(He probably going to take this advantages to use our group equipment toward his advantages now).

So Poa: Hohohohoho……now I have to work with my best pal before last day…hohoho…

Me: Okay, take your time and have fun!!!!!!

Sometimes people are just learning for the seek of doing it and under the name of hardworking and learn blindly. I was pissed off the decision has made because this is the 5^th times a wrong decision that has made. Hey!!!!!! What the heck!!!!!!! He let a capable people go and hire 4 animals to our group. This is very hard to work with this bunch of animals, because they don’t understand human language and also their brain has damage severely.

On the other hand, bad time create opportunity.

Action/decision + Event + Guts = Outcome.

A simple formula, isn’t it?

Now, I’m dealing with this formula below:

Bad Decision + Bad Event + No Guts = Total Disaster!!!!!!

Animal Kingdom New Recruit

2006-08-30T21:31:00.000-07:00

The fatty dragon, resign from his current position and flew to UK for further study. This is a classical cycle in every corporate environment, come with empty brain -> Learnt what to do -> times up!!!!. This will end up spend more time to train some one new to take over his job role and responsibility and person who take over fatty dragon is Skinny tiger. Hard to imagine how he going to work this out?????? Also another switch role between Monkey Mojo and Ah Pao sidekick. Monkey will leave hell and goto heaven and So Pao sidekick will be the other way round from heaven to hell. This guy is trying to impress Mr Nice guy that he dare to take up the challenge, so by end of the year appraisal might looks good. Remember the key work is might, it means still nothing is guarantee turn out to be good. As a matter of fact, it probably seems easy to him not to mention about this is just surface level that he knew. There are more to go………soon he will know what the hell he is dealing with. Now monkey mojo is celebrating his holiday today and also his freedom at last. What a sick world is happen….Anyway, monkey mojo is graduate with computer science and know nothing about computer except coconut and other animal will going to replace fatty dragon (currently under probation).

thanks to kee's world. This is what my lab monkey had.

May God Bless Our Country

2006-07-26T06:50:00.000-07:00

We, as a citizen of this country; we pay you tax but nothing have been done except keep pour out money to build rubbish in England. Also gave us no discount when buy our own house, car or anything you name can name it.

We, as a citizen of this country; we pay you employee providence fund (EPF), end up you suck up all our money to build white elephant in city and monkey in local university.

We, as a citizen of this country; we pay you tax whenever we go restaurant and fast food center (McD-onkey or KFC – Kentucky Fuck Chicken or A&W -Asshole & Wacky or etc) but a nice and clean public toilet you can’t maintain.

As a leader, set a good example to all your peoples. This to show you are not big time liar (anyway, most politician are liar who one cannot be trust and forgive but some are good and only time will tell the truth). Vision, mission blah, blah blah…………blah…..Even national TV live broadcast show most ‘heavy weight’ people sleep during our leader giving speech. They mind probably thinking, why not just keep your month shut we will run the monkey business for you. Monkey see, monkey do. Don’t forget monkey do shit also.

As a leader, admit this failure and not ‘divert’ the issue. Address the issue correct and have a fix. Don't your PAPA taught you before? What wrongs with your brain, is any one THEREEEEEE!!!!!!!!.(hear some echo around. It said: Is empty house inside but just a few spidy hanging around). With an empty brained and people begin to talk about globalization, isn’t this fascinating. Remember the day, when NASA sent a monkey to space. Is like a given death sentence and no appeal should be taken to high court. We should also send our local u-gradd to outer space, check this out probably they will clap their hand and shout: hoooohooohoooo….clap clap clap….beeeeellllllaaasssahhh…..mannna......eeejjjject.......buuutttannnnnggga....

As a leader, provide ‘balance’ to the society. A balance you must make and justice should be carried regardless of backgorund but none of this has done once boleh-boy is involved. As the matter of fact, one is afraid will lost their position in party as well as in government position. Also if you are observed enough, this word ‘SENSITIVE/RESPECT’ has been over-abuse by local authority in speech or press. The situation is like gang raper in Indonesian kept raped those so called ‘their be-loved citizen’ and gave them respect? Do I looks silly to you???? Now, you are asking us (tax-payer) to donate money to those ‘unfortunate’ to those crape????

Out local U, you suppose to produce good quality people but end up produce ‘rubbish’ yearly and grad it back to have them ‘recycle’. The keyword here:

Rubbish – individual/group of peoples that they have hard time to get their brain function. One of the example is they can’t understand human language because they are lowest level in food chain.

Recycle – Useless and low quality stuff. This do affect out ‘real’ food chain. See, if this people are not productive, what possibility they will do????? Rob you will be the best choice. Some how they have already learnt from HK movie, rap and rob then rap and rob……..endless cycle. One thing kept in mind, local government do pay for recycle process and where the money came from………..”Our beloved citizen, remember to pay you tax else you will penalty you……hohohoho”. One side of him sound like Santa Clause and the other side of him like the Jack ripper. Blooood sucker.

Our local U, you suppose to provide a decent place for people to study. Again, a bunch of monkeys seems to have occupied the place. So, you can’t blame any foreigner may/might think our people still stay on tree and lack of civilization. Some other may have advantages over another, it could be judge by their location of hostel, respect from others, rights to voice up….Arrrhhhhh am I saying Rights to Voice up??????? I think ‘rights’ is not in ‘kamus dewan’ because this is English not Manglish.

Our local U, you should have to liaise with some private sectors not only to have those bunches of rubbishes to work out a 3 to 6 months so called practical. Practically, they seems to label themselves ‘highly educated’ with Tarzan university WITHOUT knowing or knowledge in society. If you wanna make you papa proud, just go kick some one ass who is not one of your kind……Again, matter of fact this has publish on newspaper almost every month. No one will miss the show.

Bottom line, this is what we call big butt-get movie. Enjoy the show….Ehhhhh where is my popcorn?????

Sudden Death

2006-06-20T05:04:00.000-07:00

How you feel when you spill water on top of your pc while there is still plenty of work need to be done? You will find your PC sudden shutdown with blank screen and the feeling of eerie came in split second.

SCREAMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subconsciously I must calm myself. Clean and dry it up. Walllah……works again…...piuuuuh… …

Facts of 'The Scream' drawing:

The Scream (Skrik, 1893) is a seminal expressionist painting by Norwegian artist Edvard Munch. Regarded by many as his most important work, it is said by some to symbolize modern man taken by an attack of existential angst. The landscape in the background is Oslofjord, viewed from the hill of Ekeberg. The Norwegian word skrik is usually translated as "scream", but is cognate with the English shriek. Occasionally, the painting has been called The Cry.

There is a tempera on cardboard version (measuring 83.5 x 66 cm) formerly in the Munch Museum, Oslo, Norway (shown below), and an oil, tempera, and pastel on cardboard (measuring 91 x 73.5 cm) in the National Gallery (shown to right), also in Oslo. A third version is also owned by the Munch Museum, and a fourth is owned by Petter Olsen. Munch later also translated the picture into a lithograph (shown below), so the image could be reproduced in reviews all over the world. However, one version is currently missing from the Munch Museum, having been stolen by art thieves in August 2004.

Sources of inspiration

Munch described his inspiration for the image thus:

I was walking along a path with two friends – the sun was setting – suddenly the sky turned blood red – I paused, feeling exhausted, and leaned on the fence – there was blood and tongues of fire above the blue-black fjord and the city – my friends walked on, and I stood there trembling with anxiety – and I sensed an infinite scream passing through nature.

This has led some commentators to propose that the person in the painting is not screaming, but reacting with despair to the scream passing through nature.

The scene is from a road overlooking Oslo, the Oslofjord and Hovedøya, from the hill of Ekeberg. At the time of painting the work, Munch's manic depressive sister Laura Catherine was interned in the mental hospital at the foot of Ekeberg.

In 1978, the renowned Munch scholar Robert Rosenblum suggested that the strange, sexless creature in the foreground of the painting was probably inspired by a Peruvian mummy which Munch could have seen at the 1889 Exposition Universelle in Paris. This mummy, which was crouching in foetal position with its hands alongside its face, also struck the imagination of Munch's friend Paul Gauguin: it stood model for the central figure in his painting Human misery (Grape harvest at Arles) and for the old woman at the left in his painting Where Do We Come From? What Are We? Where Are We Going?. More recently, an Italian anthropologist speculated that Munch might have seen a mummy in Florence's Museum of Natural History which bears an even more striking resemblance to the painting[1].

In 2003, astronomers claimed to have identified the time that the painting depicted. The volcanic eruption of Krakatoa in 1883 caused unusually intense sunsets throughout Europe in the winter of 1883-4, which Munch captured in his picture.

*taken from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scream

Meeting with Mojo, Chicken Director and Holy Man.

2006-06-19T07:39:00.000-07:00

Today, I was forced to attend one of the Mojo (monkey) review meeting. Seems like the zoo director is very interested or ‘concern’ about how Mojo work in the lab. So, today meeting attendee is holy man, Mojo, zoo director (Chicken) and me. The conversation was hard to describe but Mojo seems to be enjoy teasing by Chicken director.

(Bear with me about how I put those words because only Mojo understand it – not human language.)

Chicken Dic: Blah….Blah (On phone call with another bunch of idiots). Sorry I have another meeting.

Holy man: Today, Mojo will present what he has learn for past few months

Mojo: Good morning evvveryoneee….Today is Mojo early review…Here is the slide.

Inspect peanuts, check whether the peanut bigger than my ball.
Learn to open peanut by using hand instead of forehead.
Try on different peanuts. Peanut from dissimilarity regions do have different characteristic.
Taste the peanut. Errrhhh…..A bit salty….Oh I taste my own peanut….sorry.
Cross section of peanut, to check any worm inside or not.
Compile a report about peanut from all regions.
Understand how to plant peanut and use ‘own’ peanut.
Work with other groups of monkey, share about how many peanut he had (mostly likely not more than 2).
Spend average 12 hours including weekend to open peanuts.
……………
…………………

Things to improve:

Plant another peanut under Mojo. The bigger the better………..
To understand the structure of peanut.
More Mojo….more……
Import more peanut from Africa, as it looks more ‘reddish’ compare to other region.
Improvise version of open peanut using armpit.
…………………………………….

Chicken Dic: So this is all you have learn for past few months ah……

Mojo: Yeahh….I have learn how to check peanut as this is my favourate……(looks proud)

Holy Man: Yes, this is what he have done so far.

Chicken Dic: How many peanuts you can check for a week?

Mojo: Errr….About 40 ~ 50 peanuts …..fourrrty or fifffty average per week.

Chicken Dic: 40 or 50 peanuts???? So a month you could have done with 160 or 200 peanuts…..(In his mind only 1 thing came out – Are you NUTS!!!!!!!).

Me: ………..(Me keep silent. Mojo is in insanity mode now – Bull shit all the way).

Holy man: Yeah, approximate that number. He will just do a basic visual check. ( No idea, just bull shit along the way as well).

Mojo: If I don’t whatz wrong with my own peanut, I get yellow-green doctor to check it out.

Chicken Dic: How are you sure the yellow-green doctor is true about their ‘diagnosis’?

Mojo: I perfoooorm check before get them to do it………

Chicken Dic: Now I give you a situation. Let say, the yel-green doc told you the peanut were not salty enough. What will you do?

Mojo: I will plug the peanut into my butt and then swallow it through my mouth. This is to proof it is tasty. At the same time I will ask them to plug more peanut into my butt….

Me: ………(Whaaahhhh....speechless).

Chicken Dic: May be you haven’t face this type of situation before, so you couldn’t gave me an answer but I believe your peers do have this type of experience.

Holy man and me nodded. The chicken director is not stupid, he understand how the games play and still continue to have fun with Mojo.

Holy man: Mojo also trying to figure out what other monkeys needs as well.

Chicken Dic: Compile report for other regions…….

Holy man: Now he still not good to compile because was mess up by his predecessor. Monkey see and monkey do.

Chicken Dic: Mojo, I probably assume you should know how to do it after few months from now. Okay, do you know how many good peanuts you got now?

Mojo: ……….(No idea…blank screen and begin to check with own peanuts).

Chicken Dic: You should know how many peanuts you got. Else why should I feed you?

Holy man: Mojo will learn to how to do it.

Mojo still looks blank screen………..

Chicken Dic: Hah…you spend average of 12 hours to open peanut. So, when will you able to shorten it till 8 ~9 hours.

Mojo: Mayyyyy bee sick month later (6 months).

Chicken Dic: So when will you able to understand peanut structure?

Mojo: Mey be 1 yer later ( 1 year later)

Holy man: No lah……he probably needs another 6 months to understand all this.

Chicken Dic………………………………………………………………

Mojo:…………(keep bull shit and no one else understand what the hell his is talking about).

As the conversation goes, it seems a little unfair to everyone; too much of shelter given and little of kick ass from Holy man. I have already lost interest about this discussion. Bottom line, keep silence and let them finish it without any violent happen. No guns, no bomb, peace. The whole conversation last for an hour. The most ridiculous thing, after finish whole this stuff Mojo still keep his idiotic smelling face…….

Ohhhhh my god, lend me a thunder and strike him hard……………..

My Lab Monkey; MOJO JOJO

2006-06-07T22:04:00.000-07:00

Recently due to limited resources in my work place, my boss needed to hire a person to resolve this issue. I don’t see any problem in hiring people, and 1 day……..

Boss: Got some time…….let interview the new guy, I have screen through the first round.

Me: Mmmmmh…Alright, let me finish whatever on hand.

Boss: Will meet in xxxxxxx conference room.

Me: See you there, would be about 5 minutes later.

In order to make all this short, I have a different view point on the new candidate between my ‘boss’ and me. Bottom line, he seems to be bluffing a lot of technical stuff. Ultimately, the choice is still in boss hand. The answer is ‘Will take him, also he is teachable’, this inequitable decision.

After all, Jojo come to work as usual with quoted as “I’m stupid, I’m idiot, I’m Mojo Jojo. I will rule of you by using my stupid-ious mind power. Mwah..hahahahahaha.”

I explain to Mojo Jojo what are the job requirement and assignment.

Mojo Jojo begin his first attack. Ruin almost all database data!!!!!!!!! Me whip his ass. Another thing I discover is Mojo Jojo is PC illiterate even writing a simple email. Scenario as another joker need result from his working, he will reply mail like below:

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From: MojoJojo@sxxk.com

To: littlePig@sxxk.com

Title: Monkey data

Please download.

Thanks

From,

Mojo Jojo

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Hey…………..some light please. No one understood what it means from the message. Please download?????????

After all most of us ‘enlightened’ him, his stupid-ious mind come out another idea.

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From: MojoJojo@sxxk.com

To: joker@sxxk.com

Title: Monkey result from the most brilliant mind

Hi Joker,

Below is the result from equipment I tested. I test the equipment with a good power supply, it was exposed (photo#1, photo#2, photo#3) the equipment still can work.

Please do not hestitate to contact me on any questions.

Thanks

From,

Mojo Jojo

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Exposed????????? It should be ‘exploded’. Also the sentence ‘Please do not hesitate to contact me on any questions’, he expecting lots of question people going to ask with no hesitation. Arrrrhhhhh….how this thing could be exploded????? Mojo Jojo have done some evil in it. I need some fire to cook this monkey.

Mojo Jojo Biography:

Name: Mojo Jojo

Age: Unknown (may be just 12 years old)

From: Planet of the Apes. You can’t find in world map!

Graduate: University of Tarzan

Major: Degree in Idiotic

Final year assignment: Stay in jungle and make friend with leopard, lion and dragon also some donkey.

Years of experience: Unknown

Experience:

- Work in xxxxx company, able to make people spill blood in less than 3 months by using stupid-ous brain power. Manager promoted him as the ‘stupid-ous man of the year’.

- People magazine have once interview him and have him in ‘last’ page. (Used it during toilet time).

- Selling his own butt in university time. Experience got rejected by weight a ton lady.

Language skill: Monkey language. Hard time to speak properly.

Written skill: Only people with similar brain wave length do understand.

Weight: Unknown

Height: Unknown

Willing to travel: Yes. Make sure trees is close to company, I need a swing.

How to make some one mail box burst!!!!!

2006-05-27T19:45:00.000-07:00

This is one of the chain mail received. Personally I don't believe this is true, 'free lunch' could be kidding. But the other way, I think this could be another way to sabotage some one who is so……….whatever.

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Within 2 weeks you will receive a free phone. (They will contact you through your e-mail address).

Please mark a copy to: - anna.swelam@sonyerricsson.com

Good luck & Best wishes,
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Chain Mail with True fact

2006-05-26T23:31:00.000-07:00

How true is this........I got no idea at all. But is fun to read.

Subject: Racial discrimination

Dear fellars,

The following is the list of racial discriminative acts perpetuated by the BN/UMNO Government over the years. This list is taken from one of the blog
sites(Malaysia-Today)

List of racial discriminations (Malaysia):

(1) Out of all the 5 major banks, only one bank is multi-racial, the rest are controlled by Malays.
(2) 99% of Petronas directors are Malays.
(3) 3% of Petronas employees are Chinese.
(4) 99% of 2000 Petronas gasoline stations are owned by Malays.
(5) 100% all contractors working under Petronas projects must be bumis status.
(6) 0% of non-Malays staffs are legally required in Malay companies. But there must be 30% Malays staffs in Chinese companies.
(7) 5% of all new intake for government police, nurses, army, is non-Malays.
(8) 2% is the present Chinese staff in Royal Malaysian Air Force (RMAF), drop from 40% in 1960.
(9) 2% is the percentage of non-Malays government servants in Putrajaya. But Malays make up 98%.
(10) 7% is the percentage of Chinese government servants in the whole government (in 2004), drop from 30% in 1960.
(11) 95% of government contracts are given to Malays.
(12) 100% all business licensees are controlled by Malay government e.g.
Taxi permits, Approved permits, etc.
(13) 80% of the Chinese rice millers in Kedah had to be sold to Malay controlled Bernas in 1980s. Otherwise, life is make difficult for Chinese rice millers.
(14) 100 big companies set up, owned and managed by Chinese Malaysians were taken over by government, and later managed by Malays since1970s e.g. MUTC, UMBC, MISC, etc.
(15) At least 10 Chinese owned bus companies (throughout Malaysia, throughout 40 years) had to be sold to MARA or other Malay transport companies due to rejection by Malay authority to Chinese application for bus routes and rejection for their application for new buses.
(16) 2 Chinese taxi drivers were barred from driving in Johor Larkin bus station. There are about 30 taxi drivers and 3 are Chinese in October 2004.
Spoiling taxi club properties was the reason given.
(17) 0 non-Malays are allowed to get shop lots in the new Muar bus station (November 2004).
(18) 8000 billions ringgit is the total amount the government channeled to Malays pockets through ASB, ASN, MARA, privatization of government agencies, Tabung Haji etc, through NEP over 34 years period.
(19) 48 Chinese primary schools closed down since 1968 ¨C 2000.
(20) 144 Indian primary schools closed down since 1968 ¨C 2000.
(21) 2637 Malay primary schools built since 1968 ¨C 2000.
(22) 2.5% is government budget for Chinese primary schools. Indian schools got only 1%, Malay schools got 96.5%.
(23) While a Chinese parent with RM1000 salary (monthly) cannot get school-text-book-loan, a Malay parent with RM2000 salary is eligible.
(24) All 10 public universities vice chancellors are Malays.
(25) 5% - the government universities lecturers of non-Malay origins had been reduced from about 70% in 1965 to only 5% in 2004.
(26) Only 5% is given to non-Malays for government scholarships over 40 years
(27) 0 Chinese or Indians were sent to Japan and Korea under "Look East Policy"
(28) 128 STPM Chinese top students could not get into the course that they aspired i.e. Medicine (in 2004).
(29) 10% place for non-bumi students for MARA science schools beginning from year 2003, but only 7% are filled. Before that it was 100% Malays
(30) 25% is Malaysian Chinese population in 2004, drop from 45% in 1957
(31) 7% is the present Malaysian Indians population (2004), a drop from 12% in 1957
(32) 2 millions Chinese Malaysians had emigrated to overseas since 40 years ago
(33) 0.5 Million Indians Malaysians had emigrated to overseas.
(34) 3 millions Indonesians had migrated into Malaysia and became Malaysian citizens with bumis status.
(35) 600,000 are the Chinese and Indians Malaysians with red IC and were rejected repeatedly when applying for citizenship for 40 years. Perhaps 60% of them had already passed away due to old age. This shows racism of how easily Indonesians got their citizenships compare with the Chinese and Indians.
(36) 5% - 15% discount for a Malay to buy a house, regardless whether the Malay is rich or poor.
(37) 2% is what Chinese new villages get compare with 98% of what Malays villages got for rural development budget.
(38) 50 road names (at least) had been change from Chinese names to other names
(39) 1 Dewan Gan Boon Leong (in Malacca) was altered to other name (e.g.
Dewan Serbaguna or sort) when it was being officially used for a few days.
Government tries to shun Chinese names. This racism happened in around year 2000 or sort
(40) 0 temples/churches were built for each housing estate. But every housing estate got at least one mosque/surau built.
(41) 3000 mosques/surau were built in all housing estates throughout Malaysia since 1970. No temples, no churches are required to be built in housing estates.
(42) 1 Catholic Church in Shah Alam took 20 years to apply to be constructed. But told by Malay authority that it must look like a factory and not look like a church. Still not yet approved in 2004.

Chicken Driver in KanCiL car

2006-05-11T20:50:00.000-07:00

Like usual after work, pack everything and leave company. Penang bridge as usual ‘JAM’. Thanks to most brilliant people that design for traffic flow from about 2 lanes to 7 lane before toll and from 7 lanes to 2 lane after toll. For those ‘datuk-datin’, you have policeman ‘open way’ for you but for us ‘slave of the country’ only ambulance ‘open way’ for us. Another brilliant from our country ‘Kancil’ from boleh boy…….Somehow I feel not good to people that drive kancil especially those moron driver.

Here is the problem statement:

Before toll, people are queuing one by one and car by car. As a responsible and civilizes citizen, we follow rules. A moron drive a ‘little kancil’ in white try to ‘jump q’. I notice he and a girl inside the car. Both of them look young and the guy looks like ‘chicken’ face. Why???? Because his head is always close to front wind shield to notice any space for him to ‘cut in’. I presume he has a go through a major brain surgery, switch chicken brain with human brain. It was a hard time until reach toll. Basically, I have scold this bloody hell idiot like hell. He feeled very guilty and pull his car to another lane and dare not look at me. What I have done I wind down my window and begin !@#$%^&@#$%^#$% you fxxking kancil driver from chicken farm, bloddy mother fxxxxxker……..ah…..I feel relief….Thanks to my lab monkey.

Moron driving skill:

Can close to less then 5cm in between 2 cars, precisely should be less than 10cm. At the mean time, fast response means the he begin to move inch by inch as long as car in front keep moving.

Moron face:

As mention looks like chicken and got no guts except with his girlfriend.

Bottom Line:

If you do have a choice, forget about KANCIL. It will make you become another moron driver. KanCiL = KANeCIbaiLancio (Hokkien).

GS (Guaranty Sucks) Battery

2006-04-26T07:48:00.000-07:00

After work and a day is off, I’m on my way to get my car. Sky was dark and it seems going to rain somehow it didn’t, everything seems to be normal. I reach my car as usual get all my stuff in it and start to ignite, alarm sounds……eyoueyoueoeuoeuoeoue…….EEEEeeeerrrrrrrrr……….!@#$%^&@#$%^&amp;#$%^@#$%^&&^%$##$%^&………….Car alarm sound and signal light blink…tick..tick..tick…attery and fuel indicator turn on………AAAAARRRRRrrrhhhhhhhhh……Not again!!!!!! Car battery die again…….

This is the second time, my car stop moving in company because of battery problem. Consider my self do have car maintenance check and it still can happen; battery. First time happen in February 2005 and second time happen April 2006. The ‘new’ battery can only last for 14 month. Guest what……it just out of warranty for 2 months. GS battery link ‘http://www.gs.astra.co.id/’ .

I get help and start my car and get to my mechanic.

Me: Shit man, the battery die again.
Mechanic: Let me check it. Where you get the battery from?
Me: The shop just opposite xxxxxx shopping complex, name ‘Hxxx Cxxx’. Remember.
Mechanic: Yah…..Let see….

Take out a voltmeter, measure the voltage level. It shows about 13V. He switch it off and on again and again……The voltage start to swing and 5 minutes later it begin to drop to 12V.

Mechanic: Seems like the battery is spoil. Can’t help but have to replace this battery.
Me: How about the warranty?
Mechanic: Hmmmm….Let see….The battery purchase at Feb last year….Hah….out of warranty.
Me: What!!!!!!!! Oh man this is really tooooo bad.
Mechanic: Battery sometimes would last long and some will not. Some can last for approximate 2 years and some a fews month.
Me: Do you thing I’m changing a dry cell battery for a toy car? (Smile……..but still feel bad of this problem)
Mechanic: You wanna change a new battery right now? Even the car could ignite and start but it wouldn’t spare you tomorrow and same issue will happen.
Me: Well…..then change it. (Shit…….the mechanic trying hard but this is fact. I just do not give a chance to let it happen again)

By the time I get all this thing done is almost close to 10pm and I yet to grab my dinner. Erh…forget it….Thanks to GS battery for all this. Finally I understand why they name their battery manufacturer company as GS because GS = Guarantee Sucks.

This is what GS battery quote:
To guarantee our product quality, we provide a growing shopisticated and up to date testing facilities for raw material, components and battery performance. While to support our product and technology advancement we also continuously improve our research and development facilities.
Battery life span taken from ‘http://www.aas.com.sg/features/archive/otr0204.htm’
Battery Life SpanBatteries have an average life span of between 18 and 24 months.
The car battery can last a considerable period in a normal-functioning car that is driven every day because the alternator keeps the battery at full charge. However, if the battery is left for days or weeks in a semi-discharged condition, crystals formed will cause adverse chemical reactions within the battery. This will in turn damage the battery cells, and the battery would no longer be able to hold a full charge.
The lifespan of a battery is however not totally dependent on the amount of work it has done. Since the battery is a chemical device, its capacity will decrease as the battery grows older and loses some of the active material from its plates. Therefore, the common belief of economizing on the use of electrical equipment, such as headlights and the radio, to extend the life of a battery is incorrect.Normally a battery "ages" as the active positive plate material flakes off due to the normal expansion and contraction that occurs during the discharge and charge cycles. This causes a loss of plate capacity and a brown sediment called sludge or "mud," that builds up in the bottom of the case and can shorten the lifespan of the cell plates. Deep discharges, heat, vibration, fast charging, and overcharging all accelerate the "aging" process. The major cause of premature car battery failure is loss of water caused from high heat under the hood, or overcharging.

A tale of a faMily

2006-03-31T20:21:00.000-08:00

During 70s there are 2 good friends name Ah Ma and Ah Sin that they help each and other. At that time economy is not good, so both work hard for living. Ah Ma selling durian and Ah Sin work for harbor trading business. They are close brother that they share everything; money and time.

Times fly, after few years Ah Ma married and got 3 kids name; Ma Jr, Ah Chay and Blacky. Ah Ma was struggle for his durian business and also his family, so living was kind of hard on that time. He got lots of 5 years plan for his family.

Ma Jr, blank head guy the eldest son in the family. He is demanding person, which mean he demand a lot but not work it out although he is the eldest among brothers but he still act like a baby boy. Ma Jr. likes to spend all his father hard earn money to buy a lot of irrelevant stuff but the father say no single words to him.

Ah Chay, the second among brothers who is hard work for every single penny. He understood that he can rely to his father, so he decided to work on his own that any job that could provide him financial security.

Blacky, the youngest son in the family. He is different from 2 brothers, he is a bit bold compare to his 2 eldest brothers. Here is the characteristic 1. He don’t demand but complain. 2. He doesn’t need to get thing but to blame. 3. If he got no money to spend that is his father fault. 4. If you tell him that is your fault then he will reply “This is your problem, none of my businezzzz, ah cayyyyy”.

The good thing is there is no serious argument between brother, everyone seems to be tolerating each and other………….

After 20 years, Ah Ma has retired and starts a new plan for his family. Now, Ma Jr has grown to a man. He has become a business man. He proclaim himself as a successful business man that his mind only think of globalization. He got a lot of business in different sectors whatever you can name it; even monkey business to space but not to mention successful. This hurt ahhhhh. Whenever his business run in debt or trouble, he got 3 ways; 1. Ask father for financial support, dump big sum of money into his business without paying back like his father always owl him. 2. Set up Ah Chay, by asking him to have his money to venture in Ma Jr business but Ah Chay got no authority in management except public relationship department. 3. Try to cheat black but it ends up the other way round, being cheated by blacky instead.

This is how Ma Jr got his wealth after all with thick face to tell the whole world that he is a shameless guy.

Ah Chay, could say is a successful businessman in early stage but since he has venture so many business with Ma Jr is not that successful either. He is trying to work out something not to have his financial control by Ma Jr. He try hard to get management to work on his side. Sometime luck is just not on his side, all efforts are being down to drain. After all he is just like a puppet.

Blacky, has his own business company that doing construction work. As he was the guy with thick skin like his eldest brother and he got his own concept “Whatever is problem, is your problem”. So all his construction, either crack or not compliance with rules is your problem as well. If things happen, standard answer will be given. Why you buy it, no one ask you to buy it or this is caused by some unforeseen circumstances, we’ll look into it. He got also a little business venture with Ma Jr as well that was running at a loss. Financial report shows red…red…red…….Like student always fail his/her exam.

Ah Ma, like his eldest son very much that till 80% of his property was given to him instead of 60% as plan early stage. He rarely cared about his second and third son, so the fund is further reduce to 20% share between these 2 brothers. This is what he care a fair game.

After another 15 years, Ma Jr cry his face to his father saying that he is losing competition between brothers. He hopes his father gave him money but he doesn’t know that his father has broked because of his arrogance and ignorance. Ah Ma think instead of giving Ma Jr money how about a plan to reunion these 3 kids. The ultimate idea is get the 2 kids Ah chay and blacky money dump to Ma Jr, just to make sure so call the lessen the gap between the rich and poor.

Bottom line, we couldn’t predict what happen in future except GOD but this scenario would not need a genius to predict it.

Ah Mah PK!

2006-03-25T19:33:00.000-08:00

Sunday, breezy morning had my jogging as normal. After all, I drove my car to get breakfast and I just stop at junction as the traffic light turn red. There is 1 motorcycle in front of me and another bicycle going across. As we understand different between human being are more civilize than animal but it seems the other way round. As normal for motorcycles thought of traffic light just for decoration, red lights????? Who cares……boooooohhhhh……gone…Blah, whatever.

The wired thing is the old lady that cycle sudden fall in front of me. Alright, thought of going down to help. Some how I observed those people on the other side doesn’t even bother…..Ah city people = cool blooded……...

The Ke-Ling Nga that Con me RM1

2006-02-14T05:30:00.000-08:00

Partial I have to take the blame as I rush for time. The other half of the blame bare by government (propose bank services rest in Saturday, why not they all rest in peace) and the si ke-ling nga.

*Definition of si keeling nga, god damn Indian that simply cheat you.

Like usual that suppose to do all banking stuff at the end of month, but I decide to do it earlier since replacement holiday rather taking a half day off. First of all thanks to government to impose Saturday bank do not need to work. Most of the bank officer can go shopping at Saturday and the rest of people like me can have the chances to curse. Such a brilliant and wonderful idea…………I think?????????
Basically, this is happen when I leave the car park. This is a multi-storey car park, which located near Malayan bank in town. Is heavy traffic in morning, so I decide to just park my car there for a while. By the time, I gave my ticket to cashier.

Si Ki-Leng Nga: Enam puluh sen (sound like mosquito…..)
Me: Hah…….what?????
Si Ki-Leng Nga: Enam puluh sen.

Since I got not much coin, I gave her RM 5. Traffic was pile up at my back because the Si Ki-Leng Nga damn slow, I just grab all and put aside and leave. Later, I do a count…..yyyyyeeeee…..where is the other RM 1????? Kanine……kena con……..This make me to think of a necessity to get a phone with cam so I can snap a picture of them and say cheese……you are in the web……..

27 pilih menjadi angkasawan Negara

2006-01-11T06:03:00.000-08:00

I do love my country, is such a warm and peaceful country that live with different races. People and weather are warm and everyone was trade equal and fair. This was long long time ago and no longer in 20^th century now.

I watch the late night news that mention about 27 was being select as astronaut to travel to space. A few was show of during the recording, it happen some how only one typical race was selected for astronaut. This was rather a shock!!!!!!!!

As our country use this kind of tactic most off the time, when there are something that good for them and want share they will say; must go equal. If something that offer from the country, they was said they have the privileges to be the first choice. Although I don’t trust Indian but I do believe their capabilities could even better compare with those ‘PIG’ and ‘POR CHOP’. Now they are sending 27 pig and pork chop to outer space got no idea about what happen there. May be they will think any alien may lost in the space and will ask for direction to reach mars??????

Alien: I’m lost in space. Could you tell us where is Mars?

Pig: Mars ah? I think may be go straight 150km/h then you see a junction. Turn right and go straight until you see something looks like ‘bola merah’. That is Mars.

Pork Chop: You want Mars kah????? (She bring Mars candy and gives to alien at the same time durian also).

Alien: Thank you. You people are very kind. I should tell my kind to visit your planet.

Pig: Come come……you are welcome…..we got the tarik and also roti canai.

Pork Chop: Take the durian go with you. This is our country precious gift.

Alien: Thank you and bye.

After all those conversation, alien take off and go as the direction given. In the ship, 2 aliens find there is a problem about the direction. Problem 1 is they don’t use speedometer in space, 150km/h will probably equal to speed of turtle if compare to light speed. Problem 2, junction in the space?????? This is another ridiculous joke. So both alien decide to take a break after all they are lost again.

Alien 1: Fuck up astronaut @#$%^&*. Give us a wrong direction, some more pretend to be a “Mr & Mrs know everything”.

Alien 2: Cool down man. Lets take a break, we got Mars candy. I take half and another half for you.

Alien 1: Let see what those ASSTRONAUT gave us.

Alien 2: Taste good not bad but is just too sweet……I think may be they eat this too much end up all fat like a animal that round in shape human called……ahhh…ahhh…mmmm….AHHhh..yes…..PIG.

Alien 1: Yap…yap..yap….you are right. I could notice it from the space suit they wear. Like a ball that full with gas.

Alien 2: Let see what is this yellowish stuff???? Let me unwrap it…….Soft…soft ahhhh…..(almost finish unwrap the whole thing).

Alien 1: Damn it…….toxic gas…..toxic………..

Alien 2: Fresh air…..errrrrrr…….fresh air…….fucking pig send us some bio-weapon…….

Alien 1: I’m die-ingggggggggg…….errrrrrrhhhhhhhh…..

At the same time alien 2 press the rescue button and send the signal back to there planet to rescue, may be is a signal that do them a favor ‘Revenge’.

This will not surprise that our country will be attack by alien. They will zap-zap…..all those walking pig….zap…zap….pork chop……

What I could say is, I rather request them to send a ‘MONKEY’ from the senate rather then ‘pig and pork chop bro’ to the space. As monkey will still only offer alien bananas and tell some lies since they are good politicians. Our country booooooollleeeeehhhhh……….for what?????

Bottom line, don't get me wrong I still live my country.........errrkkkkkk......

My Neighbor

2006-01-07T03:03:00.000-08:00

I got a bunch of neighbor that could consider 'si pat poh', 'si pat kong' and 'lap sap jong' and also the 'lan hou' queen=curse all time. (Read all this in contanese). Let me elaborate one by one.
The Si pat family:
There are 3 generations stay in a house. The grandfather, grandmother, the husband and wife & her 'cacat' brother last but not least kids and 1 fatty kid as well. It looks everything OK if they keep their month SHUT and ZIP IT UP. The grandfather and grandmother are like human satelit, they will receive and transmit signal non-stop to the atmospere and other 'si pat poh' and 'si pat kong' will be the human repeater and modifier. Nothing to do and busy with other people stuff, who cares? The grandfather the worst, all time act like 'big brother'. This is the effect after watch too much of hong kong underground movie. There is married couple, the husband and wife busy everyday work non-stop to sustain the family because they got a huge family that do nothing and sit down wait for god to help them. The grands got another kids (I think should be around 25 years old), he can't speak a think and I doubt he can't think properly as well. This is orang keupayaan, but the other way round his handphone is all time better and expensive then you and me. He smoke, drugs, fuck a chicken and everything you can name it. I call him cewbaker 1, he can only know how to speak 'woooor...rrrrr...woooo......OyeeeeeeOOOOO'. You will have a very headache when he open his mouth.......since he can't speak a thing. There are 2 kids, both are little devil and even they can't speak but they use to yell in talking. The kid, little fatty and girl, little chewbaker all time fight and shout. I think their school teacher may face the same problem, think both of this children are just retarded and send them to tanjung rambutan. The little chewbaker can cry non-stop, 1 day cry 3 times and everytime 1 time is louder than each round. Fucking hell......keep the mouth shut......the parents will yell at the kid. The kids, little fatty can describe as jar jar bink. Throw rubbish anywhere and every where and all time liar..........They got a command habit, throw rubbish as they like........By they way, forgot about fishmonger family. They pay the visit to both grands. All right, they are produce from the 'same factory', so they use yell to communicate with each other.....OOOOOIIIIII......KIIIII SEEEE LAHHHHH............
The little green man family:
They stay the same level with chewbaker family. The mother is nightclub ma ma san and the father is gangster but got 'buang negeri'. They got a few kids, little devil. The mother won't care much about the kids because work at night and sleep in morning. The little devil will trow rubbish to other neighbor house except their house........Fucking hell habit.... I have screw them twice and their friend. Their friend yell from one corner to other in order to 'talk'. Brainless speices do not know they can talk smoothly, so I screw them hard........They got no idea how all people stay there hate them. They make people piss.......
The 'Lan Hou' Lady:
This lady got not much problem if mouth is keep shut. Once the mouth open only curse word will came out from her mouth. 'Kui kan lah lu....chow chi bai....lan chioa.......'. If you filter out all her curse word, basically the content is just about left 20% to delivered and 80% is curse words. 'Chi bai....the lan chioa guy fuck me hard last night....and my chi bai feel no good today.....'. She looks like a low grade whore................
Conclusion:
Heaven would fit you, the socialty do not need you, I thinks hell the best for all of you.....

The Promise........

2005-12-22T17:53:00.000-08:00

Night, have a cinema show with family. The so called most expected Chinese shows ‘The promise’. I think everyone have very high expectation about this show and also is so overwhelm in China. I have basically watched the trailer and think might be a great show. Lets’ cut it short, the first 5 minutes of the show was spectacular. There is small kid who looking for food after war and met another kid who is general son. Later on, the poor kid meets the god and had a ‘promise’ with her. Then the show continues…..this is where the laugh begun. Comment as below:

Idea of the movie: A
Scenery: A
Costume: B+
Leading Actor: C
(The serious mistake of having Nicholas Tse as one of general, looks like a kid rather then a general.)
Leading Actress: C
(Another serious mistake of using Cecelia Cheung, she looks like a whore. Memoirs of Geisha would have a better character match although the leading actress is not Japanese.)
Dialogue: C-
(You will find the dialogue hilarious and uproarious. Let me quote one; The general got injured by one of the assassinate and he told his slave to save the king.
The general: Take my suit and save the king.
The slave: Who is the king? I got no idea?
The general: The man without sword is the king.
The whole cinema suddenly fill with serous laugh….hahahahahahahahaha…… who the fucker wrote the dialogue….hahahahha….

Advise:
If you got nothing to do and want to have serious fun, grab a ticket you’ll enjoy the movie.

After shock:
By the time I went back home, I open up the TV shows that normally entertain me just wouldn’t work. I think this might because the effect from ‘The Promise’. Errrrrr….what a disappointing Chinese show..............

Appreciation Lunch By BOSS!!!!!!

2005-12-19T15:47:00.000-08:00

Sunny day at last, after a 2 days non-stop downpour through out the weekend. Today, the boss invited everyone for an appreciation lunch. Taste of the food, like what normal people comment ‘so-so’, may be this type of food suit KF only. Tasteless guy normally eat wheat and good friend with physco, who knows may be good friend with So Pao. What surprise me is APS (Ah Pong Sin-God of Puki) was joining our appreciation lunch. A girl come with him, like what Singaporean said, terrible, horrible and vegetable. Errrrggg….you would care to have second look at her.
First of all, the dishes come out with no sequence; sometimes slow like turtle with a few minute wait and out of sudden those dishes come out with no time. The good thing the table that I have with NO BOSS, the BOSS I mean KAN KEH SENG and WC. So dishes finish fast compare to their table, those people sit with them are so uncomfortable (some of them) and part of them basically is can label as ‘THE BOSS PET’. What can I imagine here.

BOSS: Hey….doggy..doggy….give your daddy left hand.
Boss Pet: Heeheeh….(tongue comes out drop and left hand up).
BOSS: Good doggy…good…..let daddy give you some good food. Appreciate you being a good dog for this year…..
Boss Pet: wooohh…wohh……(tail swing and swing).

One of the dishes basically is baby pig. This dish finished off with no time and left the ‘head’. KL said takes it back and have it during teatime. I suggest it have the head put it on top of jukebox and have the pig leg slot in the coin slot. No more noisy jukebox at the morning and lunch.

Dyfunctional

2005-12-18T15:44:00.000-08:00

Sunday, should be good day. Have glossary shop with my sister (dysfunctional with no logic thinking) in giant superstore. When the time we reach there, all trolley was out-not even a single one left. So, we going look around to get one. What across my mind; people will finish shopping and pay at cashier, why not just wait over there. She somehow goes nowhere (those area people know NO trolley should be around) and still looks around, after all with no result as what I expected. We wait at the cashier and a lady moving to cashier. Here is what the stupid conversation begun.

Sister: You go and grab the trolley. (Sound likes giving an order. This is normally what I hate, I don’t give a damn)
Me: Why should I go and why not you?
Sister: Why should you say I go and why not you?
Me: Why not you? Why should I go and grab it?
Sister: (Showing here fucking hell face) Why should I go and you go and grab it. I must learn from you, you sound twist and turn all time.
Me: (Kind of piss off. In my mind you’re the one keep twist and turn, now you are blaming other people) Fine!

I just walk away and talk to the security guard ask him could just locate one trolley for me. Not for long, the guard got me one trolley and pass it to me. My dysfunction sister came and we continue the second round of this stupid fucking hell conversation.

Me: Now I grab one. You actually scare of getting it from that lady.
Sister: Same same lah…
Me: Just admit it. This is not a big deal (I could imagine if this is big deal, I’ll kick her butt real hard. I MEAN IT). Losing is not something bad.
Sister: No, I will not admit it….I will still say ‘same-same’. Must like you. Bla…bla…bla..

My temper was hot like a volcano at that time, I don’t really care what the shit come out from her mouth. Imagine your brain heat up to boiling temperature and atom was so active like going out from your brain. You fucking hell dysfunction human being if you do not have brain then go back to some where else; out from by eye slide. You fucking idiot donkey, may be I’m right. After all, she shows here fucking hell face to me like usual and I don’t give a damn as USUAL TOO. I get her to eat the fucking kari puff and I want to kick her butt with no time.
I wish to god, please take this ‘defective’ item back and fix it. Blast you.

Stupid Penangities Driver

2005-12-17T00:51:00.000-08:00

I having a very hard time drive in penang either during working or off working hour. Drivers was drive like mad and just like his father own the road. Seem like nobody care about it. Even my friend from KL complain about the how havoc the traffic here.

My friend 1: S-class driver seems like driving a proton car, brainless and rude.
Me: S-class driver are big time hooligan, don't mess out with them else I'll miss you.

Everyone laugh....hahahaha.....

My Friend 2: Kane sucker I'll knock them down like a dog/cat @#$%%$$%^^.......
Me: Go ahead man. Try using a lorry, it has better effect. You will smash them like pizzzaaaa...

After finish the chatting, I think this is somehow matter of fact as I found drive in PJ are alot better compare in penang. As for new year eve, I wich everyone have a good X'mas and also happy new year 2006. Hmmmm.....too bad I'm getting older.

X'mas is close

2005-12-03T04:12:00.000-08:00

Hohoho........X'mas is close now......Few years ago, I have my x'mas out of the country; just feel different compare to what experience at your own country. In contrast, here is just sales in all complex. People in and out and hop from one complex to another. The X'mas feel warmer those day.......Errrrr.....too bad. This is all wonderful memories, priceless.
And my boss is going to review by year end performance......what a joke here.....

Fixing Part of the House

2005-11-25T20:36:00.000-08:00

Friday night return home, discover like volcano has burst near my house. The reason of having this feeling is because…..shit…..full of dust…..The sucker that do the job is just another sucker. Personally I agree that most of the hard job was not easy to carry out but at least keep it clean…FUCK…..this is what my feeling is for the whole night. The whole thing was just messy and terrible. The job probably will carry out for another few days. Is only 1 guy to do all this jobs, I think they don’t want to give ‘share’ to other people. To me this is just suck……………….Beg you sucker, finish the job fast and get lost.

Lunch time refreshment

2005-11-21T06:05:00.000-08:00

Sunny in the morning and heavy rain after work.
As usual having lunch with a bunch of buddies, somehow we have a short discussion during lunch time. The topic of discussion is, characteristic of So Pao. Here is it:

1. He got a ‘recycle bin’ type stomach and pretty good appetite. He able to eat out all the trash unwanted or expired goods example mooncake or break, even he want to share to food with everyone. The keyword here ‘expired’. He is second recycle bin next to city council.

2. He can talk and laugh at his own, really lunatic. You will find the topic is not interesting or just rather doesn’t make sense that he open discuss. The kind of laugh you may find ‘interesting’ something like a crow….oooohoohooohooo.. Keyword again ‘lunatic’.

3. He got very thick face or skin characteristic. When you were just piss off with him, kick his butt hard or poke him, he can’t feel a thing. Shit, you will think that you have just talk to a tree. The keyword here ‘tree’.

4. He is big in size and tall like a ‘tree’, something like bear but nothing just another stupid bear. When you talk to him, he will stare at with blank screen looks on his face. Probably there is some hard time for his heart to pump the blood all the way to his brain, he need to visit heart specialist. Keyword ‘blank screen’.

5. He attends more training than everyone else. I think in this society is matter of learning and contribution. He is the best of everyone here just learn and still act like a tree. We suspect him may be he is under cover MIA, CIA or MIA worst case iraqies……

6. If he ask you go for breakfast or lunch time, he may sometime have some type of contact that you feel like begin sexual harassed. He likes to torch especially people tics. If he tries to does it on me, I will make sure his arm will separate from his body.

7. He is very interested in learning ‘fa lun kung’, to me may be is ‘fuck loo kung’. I don’t condemn people because of his hobby but he is exceptional case. According to him, if you have learned till the highest level, you can fly. Your can hit people from miles away, so called ‘chi’. Everyone may think not ‘chi’ but ‘cibai’ Holly jolly.

Conclusion:
This object is hazardous worst than avian flu, ICU is waste of money. Burn to ash is a must. So if any one met the above characteristics then you could be so pao good buddies or just another so pao on earth. Another name could be…….JERK.

Just another weekend

2005-11-19T01:42:00.000-08:00

Rainy day. Is weekend today, no much ativitist somehow. So I declare to have 'nothing to do' day, yeah...is just basically I do not want to do anything today. Somehow, my 'jar jar binks' decide to distrub me. This jar-jar binks think of going out of state but as everyone know, note was different. It need to change some of those local notes. No problem at all except ask me to drive this 'jar jar bink'. I feel like kicking its butt. What I think is, it born with genetically diorder and hormones are ragging. Don't ask about logic, for sure 1+1 = 3!. Jerk...........I'll have mine count down, we'll see.........blast you.

So Pao Past life

2005-11-15T15:49:00.000-08:00

Back to office got a short message leave by KS. Day without ‘dysfunctional’ so pao is so good, peaceful day. At least would hear those laugh expression like ‘woohaaaa’, gosh nobody will feel good about this. His smile sound like mixture of camel, dog, horse and frog and sometime is like hyena. After log into that page, the title seems to be something like check what is your past life.
To me this doesn’t matter, the only thing should everyone concern is ‘this life’, who care you are beggar, killer, millionaire or king/queen in your past life. Obviously, I find it was fun, I decide to browse through the page. The page was built in simple and easy look; you do not need an idiot guide for these. I try out mine it turned out to be something like if you are garbage man then probably will be chief of garbage because you are good in planning and bla…..bla….bla…….. This was hilarious, it doesn’t matter garbage man or chief garbage; bottom line you are just rubbish. Errrrr….really garbage.

I decide to check on so pao last life. It turned out to be something likes this (I have edit partial of the message);

So Pao Past life check:

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were tree in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of Bangladesh around the year 19xx.You have no profession. You are apparently born as a tree. Natural thick skin does not need to apply any sun lotion (remember you’re TREE). Apply shit will make you grow vertical.
If put fire under butt, the tree will ‘fly’ like a plane and armpit will be ‘ultimate’ bio weapon.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life: Inquisitive (nosy), inventive (imaginative, may be not), you liked to get to the very bottom of things like why buttocks smell like dead fish and rummage in shit. Basically, you prefer bullshit and trash. Talent for drama, natural born actor (win oscar best trash actor) and thick face. Even shotgun does have hard time to blow you up. With a magician's abilities, you could have been a servant of dark forces.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:Hard to change the attitude because genetically as tree.

Conclusion:
Physically and mentally still maintain as tree and think like a tree. Before come to new life only 2 roles were given by god; amphibian or cow. You prefer become cow. Somehow the cow owner have an intercourse with the cow, end up you are half human and animal. Sap-ha-sap-ha….. …The born of SO PAO.

Beast war: Attack of the So Pao

2005-11-15T06:44:00.000-08:00

Like usual day, I’m there to check my work progression. This was basically got it from so pao ‘kuncu-kuncu’. I have a short discussion with Alice, the women from wonderland. She got a very serious kick-ass by so pao, she will probably take time to recover. Alice always had an innocent look.

Me: How are you? Are you alright?

Alice: Just having a serious cough. It’s OK.

Me: Take care of yourself. Make sure no blood spill out when you cough.

We having a serious discussion for an hours and decide to call off.

I decide back to my base and finish some un-done business with so pao ‘kuncu-kuncu’. It was not a big deal.

What I do not know is the show was just begun. I saw so pao approach me when I walk off from my base. So pao know his ‘sap-ha-sap-ha’ phyco attack will not having any effect on me. What he decided to do is physical attack. He use his paw and try step on me but not successful.

Me: What the fxxk are you doing?

So Pao: You had taken some of my stuff. When you wanna return those stuff?

Me: Hey wise guy (stupid pao), stuff was return to your kuncu-kuncu.

So Pao: Bla…bla…..bla…bla……

On that time, everything comes out from so pao mouth is just like shit. Could any one imagine, shit could probably come out from his mouth rather then asshole. May be he is really an asshole. After all we have a fight. In term of kung fu skill between so pao, skinny tiger and fat dragon, so pao was the best among them.

So pao do have a very…..very tick skin cover whole body. Do any believe this????? It covered till his face…..oh my gosh….

I take out my lightsaber and have serious fight. After a few minute, fatty leng and skinny tiger pass by saw the fight. They knew they can’t match on the skill, they decide to ‘abandon’ so pao. I manage to cut so pao body but somehow his skin was too thick, really thick……I change my target, his head. It was useless attack, thick face…….Plan B, take the lightsaber poke to his ass buuuuzzzzzzz………Yes…yes….the smell of ass burning……could you imagine so pao somehow enjoy it……When I retrieve the lightsaber, something was spill out from his asshole…….hhhhaaaaa…..toxic waste…..Lucky me, just got some minor injure this doesn’t matter. So pao somehow understand that he couldn’t win this fight, so he decides ‘retrieve’ for this round.

So Pao: I will be back………

Me: Nahhhhh………………….

Later, I back to the council and report about the attack from so pao. Piuuuuuu…….So pao the fight is just a warm up….

The story of LENG, HOR and PAO

2005-11-14T18:21:00.000-08:00

*This story is special-ly dedicated to 3 of these ‘beloved friends’. Please leave any comment if you found this page. Best regard from E-vil editor.

Long-long time ago, there was PAO (leopard) come into society. Everything to him was just so fresh and new. He fell everything was just so nice and peace, people are good (some of them are born to be e-vil just can’t told). This PAO was a wanderer. Always wander around and go every where, may be we can say he is some type of animal with spirit of adventurous with no value. But I still want to name it as ‘SO PIAO’.

Later the HOR (tiger) come into picture. I still remember tiger was basically a type of cat but this tiger was worst than a cat, I could only imagine monkey will suit him the best. No matter how, I still like to call him as HOR. HOR have funny character, smile as he like and talk like grand mother. By the way, HOR got a very short memory. He could lost his important memory after time past. May be the memory having permanent defect in early build. Those sound like o-e-o. HOR like to act and close character to PAO. This had made them good buddy. Know why????? Both of them are from the same great-great-great grand mother. Normally label as ‘Cho Kong sama-sama kucing’. So the HOR and PAO together they wander around, some they hunt and sometimes got hunted. To me I think they always got hunted, bull-eye…….or…headshot…..whatever you can name it.

Not for long, the LENG (fa long) shows up. It looks a bit cute (I feel dead when I wrote the word cute…errr), and like lady looks. The LENG was somehow smart at the first place. He keen to learn and want to learn everything new. The problem arise, when the HOR and PAO come into LENG life. PAO secret weapon was kind of lethal because this is mental attack. It can cause normal human/animal turn into the same character like him. Normally we call ‘sap ha sap ha’. At first, the PAO try to be good with LENG. After observe for sometime, PAO launch his attack to LENG. The PAO weapon is to mentally brain wash the LENG. LENG was not prepare on that time and what he could hear is; look into my eye….look into my eye….you will be come sap ha sap ha….….look into my eye . The LENG struggle hard but not hard enough or may be the power has double since HOR join into the group. PAO and HOR launch a final deadly attack to LENG. The fight end up LENG KO from the ring.

This round is LENG was exhausted and brain wash by this 2 stupidous creatures on earth. From the eye of LENG, you can see sap-ha-sap-ha. This type of damage normally took years to recover and you need jedi type of spirit to get rid of that. The attack will first damage your common sense and nerve. The symptom is you can talk to yourself and laugh at your own. Pretty scary hah….. Poor little ‘fa LENG’ become one of their gang. The dark-age has begun………The society has named them as LENG, HOR and PAO…..

*I was almost laugh till death when write this article. It really humiliate of this 3 characters ‘LENG, HOR, PAO’ and the worst part is so call mental weapon ‘sap-ha-sap-ha’ that has no cure. I wonder dark lord, darth vader, Anakin, obi-wan, qui-gon, senator palpatine, sith loard, r2d2,c3po, yoda the little green man, jar jar binks and the last but not least cewbakar always hooohaaarhoo. Mmmmhhh........

Monkey see, Monkey do

2005-11-14T16:32:00.000-08:00

Having lunch with buddy, KS outside. We decide to go some where close cause hot sun, feel like burning.....haaaaaa....After reach designate place having some chit-chat later a friend of KS would like to join for lunch. Every goes smooth, till we saw the LENG, HOR and PAO.

*Let me illustrate what is LENG, HOR, PAO. This is not Hong Kong type of playboy magazine but if they appear in that magazine I can for sure 1000+ of people will be in ICU and suing the company for expose ‘hazardous’ material.
Leng=Dragon, some called fat dragon (feh long).
HOR=Tiger, labeled as skinny tiger (sioa fu).
PAO=Leopard, should call him as stupid leopard (so pao).

Fucking hell...man...we are so lucky that we saw the PAO, big time joker. They sit on the other table that a group of ladies sit in between our and their table. Piu……uuuu……..
Later, KS friend show up. She wear white shirt something like ‘see through’ type. We introduce ourselves and get her order drink and food. The ‘sioa fu’ from the other table show me some excited sign like first time adam meet with eve. I gave him the sign of monkey (hoohooohooohahaharr) and nah (ooLoo-my middle finger). I smell the bazookar fly and ka-boomm, fry the 'sioa fu'.
Sometimes people are just so excited to meet with ladies. I just got no idea about it, may be this is some kind of deceases that affect the brain and some affect the ‘kotek’. They should seek for medical advice in term of mental and physical. God 'blast' you.

Road user ethic

2005-11-12T17:04:00.000-08:00

Like every morning. Enjoy your drive and also this is a happy sunday. Every thing was so good till junction. A stupid 'Kancil' was fitted in 4 big fat assholes wear in white shirt drive like the road was belong to them. May be their grand grand or great father/mother own the road. The good part of it this car was basically belong to driving instituition. This make me understand now a day, people are so 'care-less' on the road since their 'SIFU' was driving 'satu macam' so the rest should be the same. Believe it or not, if the source is shit no matter how good the tools will be it will produce shit also. I can quote an example; photocopy machine. If I got the best class photocopy machine but the document was stick with shit, I don't think it will print out something good. If you can't drive ask somebody else who can drive, the good thing is if you got kill your 'team member' will goto hell with you but my concern is no body beside you want to go heaven in early stage.
Bless you, white 'KANCIL' fitted with 4 big fat ass jokers. God will forgive what have you done BUT not others. Amen.

Car theft

2005-11-12T05:16:00.000-08:00

Wake up this morning, though is a good day. Go for banking to settle all money porblem.......In good day just rainy. After get down from my car, I notice it is good to grab an umbrella just in case rain. I goto passager side and I notice my car lock was damage. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!! WHO THE FUCKING HELL IDIOT DID IT TO MY CAR!!!!!! So many luxury car but this stupid guy choose my car. End up I call up my guy get him to fix it.......The theft, I guess his last life was a mouse and this life is a theft. I'll curse you eternal life...damn........PAKAYELU.....
Sucker, grab my little doll that was a free gift and also my shoes...........errrrrrr......That is expensive......

Talking to a tree Part II

2005-11-12T04:31:00.000-08:00

This was happen at the same day after having breakfast with my 'belove tree' this morning. I was working in the lab and test out software function in system. Half way of testing, somebody knock the door. I notice there are 2 ladies outside ; 1 of them has work in the company for sometime and the other 1 is new gals. Both of them are from the so called 'CIA' department. Know-lah, those jokers I don't give them a damn. Both of them got no shape and not attractive at all. You might need to wash your eye after look at them.
Below is the conversation;

Me: Anything I can help you?
CIA 1: I come here to do some audit.
Me: Have you thold this thing to my boss? I didn't received any mail or notification?
CIA 1: I have send it out to whole group but most of the time got a problem the mail can't to you guys.
Me: Really???????It must be company server problem. (Bull shit, kick your own ass)
CIA 1: Where can I check the part?

She basically ask me to show her the direction. Joker.

Me: Can you look for Michael to help you?
When I point to Michael, a 'potato' was just walk through in between. They though the 'potato' was Michael.
Me: No....no, that is Michael.

Michael body sign, shake his head. It some how mean he does want to entertain them. No problem. I'll do it. After I bring them to my BOSS table, I show them the part they can check on that.

CIA 1: Is this all we can check?
Me: Isn't this is what you all do most of the time. Then what you want to check? (I got no interest to check your butt)
New CIA: You don't know what we normally check 1 meh? (Sound like policemen, like she is the most powerful women here)

I suddenly got piss off by this fucking hell 'New CIA'.

Me: Whatever your function is not my concern but yours. You have to know what you do NOT ME TO TOLD YOU WHAT TO DO. DO YOU GET ME? (Damn it!!!!!)
New CIA: (speechless.............)
CIA 1: Errrrrr, we are here just to do verification.
At first yu told me an audit now you told me just verification. Idiot, try to twist and justify for her action.
Me: Ohhhhhh. justification......Is it done. Here is all the label you all have done. No standard 1 hah.
CIA 1: Can you suggest us any improvement.

Your own porblem cannot resolve some more ask people to give you idea. Damn. Then I jsut blar....blar...blar......blar......Bottom line I give them a hint. DON'T WASTE YOUR AND MY TIME HERE. YOU HAVE WASTE ALL MY VALUABLE TIME. This people are just not effective in working.
After all I ask thm to leave the lab and bye. Yeah we support green peace but not this type of 'TREE', they are really walking dead. Tiu nah singh!!!!!!!!(Read in Cantonise)

Talking to a tree Part 1

2005-11-11T06:11:00.000-08:00

Sort of late when woke up from morning. After all when I wake up is about 35 mins late from the schedule time...........damn man...damn.....You see brush teeth, bath and make sure your bottom is clean too (;-P) in light speed .......zap.....Drive like mad goto if any speed trap should happen but you will only know after 30 or 60 days since our so called 'local enforcement' damn efficient = turtle speed of work force. Whatever somehow didn't bother about it.
After all reach company 'safe'.....land man....land.......carry out daily routine, being non-productive wasn't easy for me especially have to delete those 'valueable' mail generated by smart machine called 'PC'. OK, just few step will do. Hold the shift key and right click the mouse, the important point here 'Press Shift+Delete'. Poof, is just like magic delete everything......hahaha....

I got a very funny guy to have breakfast in almost everyday morning....... This guy physically looks like human but actually I think he is a TREE. Or may be his last life was a tree may be worst MONKEY/COW cause he got good appetite. He just could understand what ppl saying, laugh and talk to himself. Damn man, just crazy......Worst part is today he just sit opposite of me when having breakfast.....WHAT THE HELL....I'm polite person somehow else I will told him; This chair is reserve for human being not for plants or alien, kindly look for your kind. Big time joker....I have to suffer for at least 40 mins there.......During breaktime same thing, everyone was going to break and he join the group. So I decide to do what jet fighter do........The missle is close....missle is close....fast...fast....press the eject button...poof...out from the plane and land safe. Thanks god. Join the other gang in the afternoon.
After all the hoo and haa for few hours in working, guest what...............END OF TODAY....YES...YES....GoodBye TREE..... GoodBye TREE.....ohhhhh....

Busy...Busy and Just feel stupid

2005-09-26T04:57:00.000-07:00

I getting tired of all the working and working and all nonsence from people around especially those remark themself as 'smart'. Take a couple of months to think what should I do...............continues my studies and away from my country? I think this probably is a good idea......

Surprise

2005-08-29T08:56:00.000-07:00

This morning just receive a mail from a friend in Taiwan. Surprise me that this is last day of work. By the way, hope you all the best.

First time posting in BLOG

2005-08-27T23:36:00.000-07:00

This is the first time I post in BLOG. I think this might worth a try on doing this. No harm done so. Try hard........