Talking to a tree Part 1

Sort of late when woke up from morning. After all when I wake up is about 35 mins late from the schedule time...........damn man...damn.....You see brush teeth, bath and make sure your bottom is clean too (;-P) in light speed .......zap.....Drive like mad goto if any speed trap should happen but you will only know after 30 or 60 days since our so called 'local enforcement' damn efficient = turtle speed of work force. Whatever somehow didn't bother about it.
After all reach company 'safe'.....land man....land.......carry out daily routine, being non-productive wasn't easy for me especially have to delete those 'valueable' mail generated by smart machine called 'PC'. OK, just few step will do. Hold the shift key and right click the mouse, the important point here 'Press Shift+Delete'. Poof, is just like magic delete everything......hahaha....

I got a very funny guy to have breakfast in almost everyday morning....... This guy physically looks like human but actually I think he is a TREE. Or may be his last life was a tree may be worst MONKEY/COW cause he got good appetite. He just could understand what ppl saying, laugh and talk to himself. Damn man, just crazy......Worst part is today he just sit opposite of me when having breakfast.....WHAT THE HELL....I'm polite person somehow else I will told him; This chair is reserve for human being not for plants or alien, kindly look for your kind. Big time joker....I have to suffer for at least 40 mins there.......During breaktime same thing, everyone was going to break and he join the group. So I decide to do what jet fighter do........The missle is close....missle is close....fast...fast....press the eject button...poof...out from the plane and land safe. Thanks god. Join the other gang in the afternoon.
After all the hoo and haa for few hours in working, guest what...............END OF TODAY....YES...YES....GoodBye TREE..... GoodBye TREE.....ohhhhh....