So Pao Past life

Back to office got a short message leave by KS. Day without ‘dysfunctional’ so pao is so good, peaceful day. At least would hear those laugh expression like ‘woohaaaa’, gosh nobody will feel good about this. His smile sound like mixture of camel, dog, horse and frog and sometime is like hyena. After log into that page, the title seems to be something like check what is your past life.
To me this doesn’t matter, the only thing should everyone concern is ‘this life’, who care you are beggar, killer, millionaire or king/queen in your past life. Obviously, I find it was fun, I decide to browse through the page. The page was built in simple and easy look; you do not need an idiot guide for these. I try out mine it turned out to be something like if you are garbage man then probably will be chief of garbage because you are good in planning and bla…..bla….bla…….. This was hilarious, it doesn’t matter garbage man or chief garbage; bottom line you are just rubbish. Errrrr….really garbage.

I decide to check on so pao last life. It turned out to be something likes this (I have edit partial of the message);

So Pao Past life check:

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were tree in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of Bangladesh around the year 19xx.You have no profession. You are apparently born as a tree. Natural thick skin does not need to apply any sun lotion (remember you’re TREE). Apply shit will make you grow vertical.
If put fire under butt, the tree will ‘fly’ like a plane and armpit will be ‘ultimate’ bio weapon.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life: Inquisitive (nosy), inventive (imaginative, may be not), you liked to get to the very bottom of things like why buttocks smell like dead fish and rummage in shit. Basically, you prefer bullshit and trash. Talent for drama, natural born actor (win oscar best trash actor) and thick face. Even shotgun does have hard time to blow you up. With a magician's abilities, you could have been a servant of dark forces.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:Hard to change the attitude because genetically as tree.

Conclusion:
Physically and mentally still maintain as tree and think like a tree. Before come to new life only 2 roles were given by god; amphibian or cow. You prefer become cow. Somehow the cow owner have an intercourse with the cow, end up you are half human and animal. Sap-ha-sap-ha….. …The born of SO PAO.