27 pilih menjadi angkasawan Negara

I do love my country, is such a warm and peaceful country that live with different races. People and weather are warm and everyone was trade equal and fair. This was long long time ago and no longer in 20^th century now.

I watch the late night news that mention about 27 was being select as astronaut to travel to space. A few was show of during the recording, it happen some how only one typical race was selected for astronaut. This was rather a shock!!!!!!!!

As our country use this kind of tactic most off the time, when there are something that good for them and want share they will say; must go equal. If something that offer from the country, they was said they have the privileges to be the first choice. Although I don’t trust Indian but I do believe their capabilities could even better compare with those ‘PIG’ and ‘POR CHOP’. Now they are sending 27 pig and pork chop to outer space got no idea about what happen there. May be they will think any alien may lost in the space and will ask for direction to reach mars??????

Alien: I’m lost in space. Could you tell us where is Mars?

Pig: Mars ah? I think may be go straight 150km/h then you see a junction. Turn right and go straight until you see something looks like ‘bola merah’. That is Mars.

Pork Chop: You want Mars kah????? (She bring Mars candy and gives to alien at the same time durian also).

Alien: Thank you. You people are very kind. I should tell my kind to visit your planet.

Pig: Come come……you are welcome…..we got the tarik and also roti canai.

Pork Chop: Take the durian go with you. This is our country precious gift.

Alien: Thank you and bye.

After all those conversation, alien take off and go as the direction given. In the ship, 2 aliens find there is a problem about the direction. Problem 1 is they don’t use speedometer in space, 150km/h will probably equal to speed of turtle if compare to light speed. Problem 2, junction in the space?????? This is another ridiculous joke. So both alien decide to take a break after all they are lost again.

Alien 1: Fuck up astronaut @#$%^&*. Give us a wrong direction, some more pretend to be a “Mr & Mrs know everything”.

Alien 2: Cool down man. Lets take a break, we got Mars candy. I take half and another half for you.

Alien 1: Let see what those ASSTRONAUT gave us.

Alien 2: Taste good not bad but is just too sweet……I think may be they eat this too much end up all fat like a animal that round in shape human called……ahhh…ahhh…mmmm….AHHhh..yes…..PIG.

Alien 1: Yap…yap..yap….you are right. I could notice it from the space suit they wear. Like a ball that full with gas.

Alien 2: Let see what is this yellowish stuff???? Let me unwrap it…….Soft…soft ahhhh…..(almost finish unwrap the whole thing).

Alien 1: Damn it…….toxic gas…..toxic………..

Alien 2: Fresh air…..errrrrrr…….fresh air…….fucking pig send us some bio-weapon…….

Alien 1: I’m die-ingggggggggg…….errrrrrrhhhhhhhh…..

At the same time alien 2 press the rescue button and send the signal back to there planet to rescue, may be is a signal that do them a favor ‘Revenge’.

This will not surprise that our country will be attack by alien. They will zap-zap…..all those walking pig….zap…zap….pork chop……

What I could say is, I rather request them to send a ‘MONKEY’ from the senate rather then ‘pig and pork chop bro’ to the space. As monkey will still only offer alien bananas and tell some lies since they are good politicians. Our country booooooollleeeeehhhhh……….for what?????

Bottom line, don't get me wrong I still live my country.........errrkkkkkk......