Lunch time refreshment

Sunny in the morning and heavy rain after work.
As usual having lunch with a bunch of buddies, somehow we have a short discussion during lunch time. The topic of discussion is, characteristic of So Pao. Here is it:

1. He got a ‘recycle bin’ type stomach and pretty good appetite. He able to eat out all the trash unwanted or expired goods example mooncake or break, even he want to share to food with everyone. The keyword here ‘expired’. He is second recycle bin next to city council.

2. He can talk and laugh at his own, really lunatic. You will find the topic is not interesting or just rather doesn’t make sense that he open discuss. The kind of laugh you may find ‘interesting’ something like a crow….oooohoohooohooo.. Keyword again ‘lunatic’.

3. He got very thick face or skin characteristic. When you were just piss off with him, kick his butt hard or poke him, he can’t feel a thing. Shit, you will think that you have just talk to a tree. The keyword here ‘tree’.

4. He is big in size and tall like a ‘tree’, something like bear but nothing just another stupid bear. When you talk to him, he will stare at with blank screen looks on his face. Probably there is some hard time for his heart to pump the blood all the way to his brain, he need to visit heart specialist. Keyword ‘blank screen’.

5. He attends more training than everyone else. I think in this society is matter of learning and contribution. He is the best of everyone here just learn and still act like a tree. We suspect him may be he is under cover MIA, CIA or MIA worst case iraqies……

6. If he ask you go for breakfast or lunch time, he may sometime have some type of contact that you feel like begin sexual harassed. He likes to torch especially people tics. If he tries to does it on me, I will make sure his arm will separate from his body.

7. He is very interested in learning ‘fa lun kung’, to me may be is ‘fuck loo kung’. I don’t condemn people because of his hobby but he is exceptional case. According to him, if you have learned till the highest level, you can fly. Your can hit people from miles away, so called ‘chi’. Everyone may think not ‘chi’ but ‘cibai’ Holly jolly.


Conclusion:
This object is hazardous worst than avian flu, ICU is waste of money. Burn to ash is a must. So if any one met the above characteristics then you could be so pao good buddies or just another so pao on earth. Another name could be…….JERK.