Chicken Driver in KanCiL car

Like usual after work, pack everything and leave company. Penang bridge as usual ‘JAM’. Thanks to most brilliant people that design for traffic flow from about 2 lanes to 7 lane before toll and from 7 lanes to 2 lane after toll. For those ‘datuk-datin’, you have policeman ‘open way’ for you but for us ‘slave of the country’ only ambulance ‘open way’ for us. Another brilliant from our country ‘Kancil’ from boleh boy…….Somehow I feel not good to people that drive kancil especially those moron driver.

Here is the problem statement:

Before toll, people are queuing one by one and car by car. As a responsible and civilizes citizen, we follow rules. A moron drive a ‘little kancil’ in white try to ‘jump q’. I notice he and a girl inside the car. Both of them look young and the guy looks like ‘chicken’ face. Why???? Because his head is always close to front wind shield to notice any space for him to ‘cut in’. I presume he has a go through a major brain surgery, switch chicken brain with human brain. It was a hard time until reach toll. Basically, I have scold this bloody hell idiot like hell. He feeled very guilty and pull his car to another lane and dare not look at me. What I have done I wind down my window and begin !@#$%^&@#$%^#$% you fxxking kancil driver from chicken farm, bloddy mother fxxxxxker……..ah…..I feel relief….Thanks to my lab monkey.

Moron driving skill:

Can close to less then 5cm in between 2 cars, precisely should be less than 10cm. At the mean time, fast response means the he begin to move inch by inch as long as car in front keep moving.

Moron face:

As mention looks like chicken and got no guts except with his girlfriend.

Bottom Line:

If you do have a choice, forget about KANCIL. It will make you become another moron driver. KanCiL = KANeCIbaiLancio (Hokkien).