The Promise........

Night, have a cinema show with family. The so called most expected Chinese shows ‘The promise’. I think everyone have very high expectation about this show and also is so overwhelm in China. I have basically watched the trailer and think might be a great show. Lets’ cut it short, the first 5 minutes of the show was spectacular. There is small kid who looking for food after war and met another kid who is general son. Later on, the poor kid meets the god and had a ‘promise’ with her. Then the show continues…..this is where the laugh begun. Comment as below:

Idea of the movie: A
Scenery: A
Costume: B+
Leading Actor: C
(The serious mistake of having Nicholas Tse as one of general, looks like a kid rather then a general.)
Leading Actress: C
(Another serious mistake of using Cecelia Cheung, she looks like a whore. Memoirs of Geisha would have a better character match although the leading actress is not Japanese.)
Dialogue: C-
(You will find the dialogue hilarious and uproarious. Let me quote one; The general got injured by one of the assassinate and he told his slave to save the king.
The general: Take my suit and save the king.
The slave: Who is the king? I got no idea?
The general: The man without sword is the king.
The whole cinema suddenly fill with serous laugh….hahahahahahahahaha…… who the fucker wrote the dialogue….hahahahha….

Advise:
If you got nothing to do and want to have serious fun, grab a ticket you’ll enjoy the movie.

After shock:
By the time I went back home, I open up the TV shows that normally entertain me just wouldn’t work. I think this might because the effect from ‘The Promise’. Errrrrr….what a disappointing Chinese show..............

Appreciation Lunch By BOSS!!!!!!

Sunny day at last, after a 2 days non-stop downpour through out the weekend. Today, the boss invited everyone for an appreciation lunch. Taste of the food, like what normal people comment ‘so-so’, may be this type of food suit KF only. Tasteless guy normally eat wheat and good friend with physco, who knows may be good friend with So Pao. What surprise me is APS (Ah Pong Sin-God of Puki) was joining our appreciation lunch. A girl come with him, like what Singaporean said, terrible, horrible and vegetable. Errrrggg….you would care to have second look at her.
First of all, the dishes come out with no sequence; sometimes slow like turtle with a few minute wait and out of sudden those dishes come out with no time. The good thing the table that I have with NO BOSS, the BOSS I mean KAN KEH SENG and WC. So dishes finish fast compare to their table, those people sit with them are so uncomfortable (some of them) and part of them basically is can label as ‘THE BOSS PET’. What can I imagine here.

BOSS: Hey….doggy..doggy….give your daddy left hand.
Boss Pet: Heeheeh….(tongue comes out drop and left hand up).
BOSS: Good doggy…good…..let daddy give you some good food. Appreciate you being a good dog for this year…..
Boss Pet: wooohh…wohh……(tail swing and swing).

One of the dishes basically is baby pig. This dish finished off with no time and left the ‘head’. KL said takes it back and have it during teatime. I suggest it have the head put it on top of jukebox and have the pig leg slot in the coin slot. No more noisy jukebox at the morning and lunch.

Dyfunctional

Sunday, should be good day. Have glossary shop with my sister (dysfunctional with no logic thinking) in giant superstore. When the time we reach there, all trolley was out-not even a single one left. So, we going look around to get one. What across my mind; people will finish shopping and pay at cashier, why not just wait over there. She somehow goes nowhere (those area people know NO trolley should be around) and still looks around, after all with no result as what I expected. We wait at the cashier and a lady moving to cashier. Here is what the stupid conversation begun.

Sister: You go and grab the trolley. (Sound likes giving an order. This is normally what I hate, I don’t give a damn)
Me: Why should I go and why not you?
Sister: Why should you say I go and why not you?
Me: Why not you? Why should I go and grab it?
Sister: (Showing here fucking hell face) Why should I go and you go and grab it. I must learn from you, you sound twist and turn all time.
Me: (Kind of piss off. In my mind you’re the one keep twist and turn, now you are blaming other people) Fine!

I just walk away and talk to the security guard ask him could just locate one trolley for me. Not for long, the guard got me one trolley and pass it to me. My dysfunction sister came and we continue the second round of this stupid fucking hell conversation.

Me: Now I grab one. You actually scare of getting it from that lady.
Sister: Same same lah…
Me: Just admit it. This is not a big deal (I could imagine if this is big deal, I’ll kick her butt real hard. I MEAN IT). Losing is not something bad.
Sister: No, I will not admit it….I will still say ‘same-same’. Must like you. Bla…bla…bla..

My temper was hot like a volcano at that time, I don’t really care what the shit come out from her mouth. Imagine your brain heat up to boiling temperature and atom was so active like going out from your brain. You fucking hell dysfunction human being if you do not have brain then go back to some where else; out from by eye slide. You fucking idiot donkey, may be I’m right. After all, she shows here fucking hell face to me like usual and I don’t give a damn as USUAL TOO. I get her to eat the fucking kari puff and I want to kick her butt with no time.
I wish to god, please take this ‘defective’ item back and fix it. Blast you.

Stupid Penangities Driver

I having a very hard time drive in penang either during working or off working hour. Drivers was drive like mad and just like his father own the road. Seem like nobody care about it. Even my friend from KL complain about the how havoc the traffic here.

My friend 1: S-class driver seems like driving a proton car, brainless and rude.
Me: S-class driver are big time hooligan, don't mess out with them else I'll miss you.

Everyone laugh....hahahaha.....

My Friend 2: Kane sucker I'll knock them down like a dog/cat @#$%%$$%^^.......
Me: Go ahead man. Try using a lorry, it has better effect. You will smash them like pizzzaaaa...

After finish the chatting, I think this is somehow matter of fact as I found drive in PJ are alot better compare in penang. As for new year eve, I wich everyone have a good X'mas and also happy new year 2006. Hmmmm.....too bad I'm getting older.

X'mas is close

Hohoho........X'mas is close now......Few years ago, I have my x'mas out of the country; just feel different compare to what experience at your own country. In contrast, here is just sales in all complex. People in and out and hop from one complex to another. The X'mas feel warmer those day.......Errrrr.....too bad. This is all wonderful memories, priceless.
And my boss is going to review by year end performance......what a joke here.....