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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Sudden Death

How you feel when you spill water on top of your pc while there is still plenty of work need to be done? You will find your PC sudden shutdown with blank screen and the feeling of eerie came in split second.








SCREAMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Subconsciously I must calm myself. Clean and dry it up. Walllah……works again…...piuuuuh… …

Facts of 'The Scream' drawing:

The Scream (Skrik, 1893) is a seminal expressionist painting by Norwegian artist Edvard Munch. Regarded by many as his most important work, it is said by some to symbolize modern man taken by an attack of existential angst. The landscape in the background is Oslofjord, viewed from the hill of Ekeberg. The Norwegian word skrik is usually translated as "scream", but is cognate with the English shriek. Occasionally, the painting has been called The Cry.

There is a tempera on cardboard version (measuring 83.5 x 66 cm) formerly in the Munch Museum, Oslo, Norway (shown below), and an oil, tempera, and pastel on cardboard (measuring 91 x 73.5 cm) in the National Gallery (shown to right), also in Oslo. A third version is also owned by the Munch Museum, and a fourth is owned by Petter Olsen. Munch later also translated the picture into a lithograph (shown below), so the image could be reproduced in reviews all over the world. However, one version is currently missing from the Munch Museum, having been stolen by art thieves in August 2004.

Sources of inspiration

Munch described his inspiration for the image thus:

I was walking along a path with two friends – the sun was setting – suddenly the sky turned blood red – I paused, feeling exhausted, and leaned on the fence – there was blood and tongues of fire above the blue-black fjord and the city – my friends walked on, and I stood there trembling with anxiety – and I sensed an infinite scream passing through nature.

This has led some commentators to propose that the person in the painting is not screaming, but reacting with despair to the scream passing through nature.

The scene is from a road overlooking Oslo, the Oslofjord and Hovedøya, from the hill of Ekeberg. At the time of painting the work, Munch's manic depressive sister Laura Catherine was interned in the mental hospital at the foot of Ekeberg.

In 1978, the renowned Munch scholar Robert Rosenblum suggested that the strange, sexless creature in the foreground of the painting was probably inspired by a Peruvian mummy which Munch could have seen at the 1889 Exposition Universelle in Paris. This mummy, which was crouching in foetal position with its hands alongside its face, also struck the imagination of Munch's friend Paul Gauguin: it stood model for the central figure in his painting Human misery (Grape harvest at Arles) and for the old woman at the left in his painting Where Do We Come From? What Are We? Where Are We Going?. More recently, an Italian anthropologist speculated that Munch might have seen a mummy in Florence's Museum of Natural History which bears an even more striking resemblance to the painting[1].

In 2003, astronomers claimed to have identified the time that the painting depicted. The volcanic eruption of Krakatoa in 1883 caused unusually intense sunsets throughout Europe in the winter of 1883-4, which Munch captured in his picture.


*taken from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scream

Monday, June 19, 2006

Meeting with Mojo, Chicken Director and Holy Man.

Today, I was forced to attend one of the Mojo (monkey) review meeting. Seems like the zoo director is very interested or ‘concern’ about how Mojo work in the lab. So, today meeting attendee is holy man, Mojo, zoo director (Chicken) and me. The conversation was hard to describe but Mojo seems to be enjoy teasing by Chicken director.

(Bear with me about how I put those words because only Mojo understand it – not human language.)

Chicken Dic: Blah….Blah (On phone call with another bunch of idiots). Sorry I have another meeting.

Holy man: Today, Mojo will present what he has learn for past few months

Mojo: Good morning evvveryoneee….Today is Mojo early review…Here is the slide.

  1. Inspect peanuts, check whether the peanut bigger than my ball.
  2. Learn to open peanut by using hand instead of forehead.
  3. Try on different peanuts. Peanut from dissimilarity regions do have different characteristic.
  4. Taste the peanut. Errrhhh…..A bit salty….Oh I taste my own peanut….sorry.
  5. Cross section of peanut, to check any worm inside or not.
  6. Compile a report about peanut from all regions.
  7. Understand how to plant peanut and use ‘own’ peanut.
  8. Work with other groups of monkey, share about how many peanut he had (mostly likely not more than 2).
  9. Spend average 12 hours including weekend to open peanuts.
  10. ……………
  11. …………………

Things to improve:

  1. Plant another peanut under Mojo. The bigger the better………..
  2. To understand the structure of peanut.
  3. More Mojo….more……
  4. Import more peanut from Africa, as it looks more ‘reddish’ compare to other region.
  5. Improvise version of open peanut using armpit.
  6. …………………………………….

Chicken Dic: So this is all you have learn for past few months ah……

Mojo: Yeahh….I have learn how to check peanut as this is my favourate……(looks proud)

Holy Man: Yes, this is what he have done so far.

Chicken Dic: How many peanuts you can check for a week?

Mojo: Errr….About 40 ~ 50 peanuts …..fourrrty or fifffty average per week.

Chicken Dic: 40 or 50 peanuts???? So a month you could have done with 160 or 200 peanuts…..(In his mind only 1 thing came out – Are you NUTS!!!!!!!).

Me: ………..(Me keep silent. Mojo is in insanity mode now – Bull shit all the way).

Holy man: Yeah, approximate that number. He will just do a basic visual check. ( No idea, just bull shit along the way as well).

Mojo: If I don’t whatz wrong with my own peanut, I get yellow-green doctor to check it out.

Chicken Dic: How are you sure the yellow-green doctor is true about their ‘diagnosis’?

Mojo: I perfoooorm check before get them to do it………

Chicken Dic: Now I give you a situation. Let say, the yel-green doc told you the peanut were not salty enough. What will you do?

Mojo: I will plug the peanut into my butt and then swallow it through my mouth. This is to proof it is tasty. At the same time I will ask them to plug more peanut into my butt….

Me: ………(Whaaahhhh....speechless).

Chicken Dic: May be you haven’t face this type of situation before, so you couldn’t gave me an answer but I believe your peers do have this type of experience.

Holy man and me nodded. The chicken director is not stupid, he understand how the games play and still continue to have fun with Mojo.

Holy man: Mojo also trying to figure out what other monkeys needs as well.

Chicken Dic: Compile report for other regions…….

Holy man: Now he still not good to compile because was mess up by his predecessor. Monkey see and monkey do.

Chicken Dic: Mojo, I probably assume you should know how to do it after few months from now. Okay, do you know how many good peanuts you got now?

Mojo: ……….(No idea…blank screen and begin to check with own peanuts).

Chicken Dic: You should know how many peanuts you got. Else why should I feed you?

Holy man: Mojo will learn to how to do it.

Mojo still looks blank screen………..

Chicken Dic: Hah…you spend average of 12 hours to open peanut. So, when will you able to shorten it till 8 ~9 hours.

Mojo: Mayyyyy bee sick month later (6 months).

Chicken Dic: So when will you able to understand peanut structure?

Mojo: Mey be 1 yer later ( 1 year later)

Holy man: No lah……he probably needs another 6 months to understand all this.

Chicken Dic………………………………………………………………

Mojo:…………(keep bull shit and no one else understand what the hell his is talking about).

As the conversation goes, it seems a little unfair to everyone; too much of shelter given and little of kick ass from Holy man. I have already lost interest about this discussion. Bottom line, keep silence and let them finish it without any violent happen. No guns, no bomb, peace. The whole conversation last for an hour. The most ridiculous thing, after finish whole this stuff Mojo still keep his idiotic smelling face…….

Ohhhhh my god, lend me a thunder and strike him hard……………..

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

My Lab Monkey; MOJO JOJO

Recently due to limited resources in my work place, my boss needed to hire a person to resolve this issue. I don’t see any problem in hiring people, and 1 day……..

Boss: Got some time…….let interview the new guy, I have screen through the first round.

Me: Mmmmmh…Alright, let me finish whatever on hand.

Boss: Will meet in xxxxxxx conference room.

Me: See you there, would be about 5 minutes later.

In order to make all this short, I have a different view point on the new candidate between my ‘boss’ and me. Bottom line, he seems to be bluffing a lot of technical stuff. Ultimately, the choice is still in boss hand. The answer is ‘Will take him, also he is teachable’, this inequitable decision.

After all, Jojo come to work as usual with quoted as “I’m stupid, I’m idiot, I’m Mojo Jojo. I will rule of you by using my stupid-ious mind power. Mwah..hahahahahaha.”

I explain to Mojo Jojo what are the job requirement and assignment.

Mojo Jojo begin his first attack. Ruin almost all database data!!!!!!!!! Me whip his ass. Another thing I discover is Mojo Jojo is PC illiterate even writing a simple email. Scenario as another joker need result from his working, he will reply mail like below:

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From: MojoJojo@sxxk.com

To: littlePig@sxxk.com

Title: Monkey data

Please download.

Thanks

From,

Mojo Jojo

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Hey…………..some light please. No one understood what it means from the message. Please download?????????

After all most of us ‘enlightened’ him, his stupid-ious mind come out another idea.

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From: MojoJojo@sxxk.com

To: joker@sxxk.com

Title: Monkey result from the most brilliant mind

Hi Joker,

Below is the result from equipment I tested. I test the equipment with a good power supply, it was exposed (photo#1, photo#2, photo#3) the equipment still can work.

Please do not hestitate to contact me on any questions.

Thanks

From,

Mojo Jojo

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Exposed????????? It should be ‘exploded’. Also the sentence ‘Please do not hesitate to contact me on any questions’, he expecting lots of question people going to ask with no hesitation. Arrrrhhhhh….how this thing could be exploded????? Mojo Jojo have done some evil in it. I need some fire to cook this monkey.


Mojo Jojo Biography:

Name: Mojo Jojo

Age: Unknown (may be just 12 years old)

From: Planet of the Apes. You can’t find in world map!

Graduate: University of Tarzan

Major: Degree in Idiotic

Final year assignment: Stay in jungle and make friend with leopard, lion and dragon also some donkey.

Years of experience: Unknown

Experience:

- Work in xxxxx company, able to make people spill blood in less than 3 months by using stupid-ous brain power. Manager promoted him as the ‘stupid-ous man of the year’.

- People magazine have once interview him and have him in ‘last’ page. (Used it during toilet time).

- Selling his own butt in university time. Experience got rejected by weight a ton lady.

Language skill: Monkey language. Hard time to speak properly.

Written skill: Only people with similar brain wave length do understand.

Weight: Unknown

Height: Unknown

Willing to travel: Yes. Make sure trees is close to company, I need a swing.