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All characters are not true if this somehow match you consider yourself lucky.

Saturday, May 27, 2006

How to make some one mail box burst!!!!!

This is one of the chain mail received. Personally I don't believe this is true, 'free lunch' could be kidding. But the other way, I think this could be another way to sabotage some one who is so……….whatever.

Subject: Fw: Sony Erricsson - promotionp

Dear All,

Please pass on to all your friends and relatives the
Following
mail from Sony Erricsson.

SonyErricsson is giving away phones for free. SonyErricsson is trying word-of-mouth advertising to introduce its product and
The
reward you receive for advertising for them is a free phone free of cost. To receive your free phone all you have to do is to send
This
email out to 8 people (for a free SonyErricsson j200i) or 20 people (for a free SonyErricsson k400i WAP).

Within 2 weeks you will receive a free phone. (They will contact you through your e-mail address).

Please mark a copy to: - anna.swelam@sonyerricsson.com

Good luck & Best wishes,
S.Sumathy / 012 - 2524553


Friday, May 26, 2006

Chain Mail with True fact

How true is this........I got no idea at all. But is fun to read.


Subject: Racial discrimination


Dear fellars,

The following is the list of racial discriminative acts perpetuated by the BN/UMNO Government over the years. This list is taken from one of the blog
sites(Malaysia-Today)

List of racial discriminations (Malaysia):

(1) Out of all the 5 major banks, only one bank is multi-racial, the rest are controlled by Malays.
(2) 99% of Petronas directors are Malays.
(3) 3% of Petronas employees are Chinese.
(4) 99% of 2000 Petronas gasoline stations are owned by Malays.
(5) 100% all contractors working under Petronas projects must be bumis status.
(6) 0% of non-Malays staffs are legally required in Malay companies. But there must be 30% Malays staffs in Chinese companies.
(7) 5% of all new intake for government police, nurses, army, is non-Malays.
(8) 2% is the present Chinese staff in Royal Malaysian Air Force (RMAF), drop from 40% in 1960.
(9) 2% is the percentage of non-Malays government servants in Putrajaya. But Malays make up 98%.
(10) 7% is the percentage of Chinese government servants in the whole government (in 2004), drop from 30% in 1960.
(11) 95% of government contracts are given to Malays.
(12) 100% all business licensees are controlled by Malay government e.g.
Taxi permits, Approved permits, etc.
(13) 80% of the Chinese rice millers in Kedah had to be sold to Malay controlled Bernas in 1980s. Otherwise, life is make difficult for Chinese rice millers.
(14) 100 big companies set up, owned and managed by Chinese Malaysians were taken over by government, and later managed by Malays since1970s e.g. MUTC, UMBC, MISC, etc.
(15) At least 10 Chinese owned bus companies (throughout Malaysia, throughout 40 years) had to be sold to MARA or other Malay transport companies due to rejection by Malay authority to Chinese application for bus routes and rejection for their application for new buses.
(16) 2 Chinese taxi drivers were barred from driving in Johor Larkin bus station. There are about 30 taxi drivers and 3 are Chinese in October 2004.
Spoiling taxi club properties was the reason given.
(17) 0 non-Malays are allowed to get shop lots in the new Muar bus station (November 2004).
(18) 8000 billions ringgit is the total amount the government channeled to Malays pockets through ASB, ASN, MARA, privatization of government agencies, Tabung Haji etc, through NEP over 34 years period.
(19) 48 Chinese primary schools closed down since 1968 ¨C 2000.
(20) 144 Indian primary schools closed down since 1968 ¨C 2000.
(21) 2637 Malay primary schools built since 1968 ¨C 2000.
(22) 2.5% is government budget for Chinese primary schools. Indian schools got only 1%, Malay schools got 96.5%.
(23) While a Chinese parent with RM1000 salary (monthly) cannot get school-text-book-loan, a Malay parent with RM2000 salary is eligible.
(24) All 10 public universities vice chancellors are Malays.
(25) 5% - the government universities lecturers of non-Malay origins had been reduced from about 70% in 1965 to only 5% in 2004.
(26) Only 5% is given to non-Malays for government scholarships over 40 years
(27) 0 Chinese or Indians were sent to Japan and Korea under "Look East Policy"
(28) 128 STPM Chinese top students could not get into the course that they aspired i.e. Medicine (in 2004).
(29) 10% place for non-bumi students for MARA science schools beginning from year 2003, but only 7% are filled. Before that it was 100% Malays
(30) 25% is Malaysian Chinese population in 2004, drop from 45% in 1957
(31) 7% is the present Malaysian Indians population (2004), a drop from 12% in 1957
(32) 2 millions Chinese Malaysians had emigrated to overseas since 40 years ago
(33) 0.5 Million Indians Malaysians had emigrated to overseas.
(34) 3 millions Indonesians had migrated into Malaysia and became Malaysian citizens with bumis status.
(35) 600,000 are the Chinese and Indians Malaysians with red IC and were rejected repeatedly when applying for citizenship for 40 years. Perhaps 60% of them had already passed away due to old age. This shows racism of how easily Indonesians got their citizenships compare with the Chinese and Indians.
(36) 5% - 15% discount for a Malay to buy a house, regardless whether the Malay is rich or poor.
(37) 2% is what Chinese new villages get compare with 98% of what Malays villages got for rural development budget.
(38) 50 road names (at least) had been change from Chinese names to other names
(39) 1 Dewan Gan Boon Leong (in Malacca) was altered to other name (e.g.
Dewan Serbaguna or sort) when it was being officially used for a few days.
Government tries to shun Chinese names. This racism happened in around year 2000 or sort
(40) 0 temples/churches were built for each housing estate. But every housing estate got at least one mosque/surau built.
(41) 3000 mosques/surau were built in all housing estates throughout Malaysia since 1970. No temples, no churches are required to be built in housing estates.
(42) 1 Catholic Church in Shah Alam took 20 years to apply to be constructed. But told by Malay authority that it must look like a factory and not look like a church. Still not yet approved in 2004.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Chicken Driver in KanCiL car


Like usual after work, pack everything and leave company. Penang bridge as usual ‘JAM’. Thanks to most brilliant people that design for traffic flow from about 2 lanes to 7 lane before toll and from 7 lanes to 2 lane after toll. For those ‘datuk-datin’, you have policeman ‘open way’ for you but for us ‘slave of the country’ only ambulance ‘open way’ for us. Another brilliant from our country ‘Kancil’ from boleh boy…….Somehow I feel not good to people that drive kancil especially those moron driver.

Here is the problem statement:

Before toll, people are queuing one by one and car by car. As a responsible and civilizes citizen, we follow rules. A moron drive a ‘little kancil’ in white try to ‘jump q’. I notice he and a girl inside the car. Both of them look young and the guy looks like ‘chicken’ face. Why???? Because his head is always close to front wind shield to notice any space for him to ‘cut in’. I presume he has a go through a major brain surgery, switch chicken brain with human brain. It was a hard time until reach toll. Basically, I have scold this bloody hell idiot like hell. He feeled very guilty and pull his car to another lane and dare not look at me. What I have done I wind down my window and begin !@#$%^&@#$%^#$% you fxxking kancil driver from chicken farm, bloddy mother fxxxxxker……..ah…..I feel relief….Thanks to my lab monkey.

Moron driving skill:

Can close to less then 5cm in between 2 cars, precisely should be less than 10cm. At the mean time, fast response means the he begin to move inch by inch as long as car in front keep moving.

Moron face:

As mention looks like chicken and got no guts except with his girlfriend.

Bottom Line:

If you do have a choice, forget about KANCIL. It will make you become another moron driver. KanCiL = KANeCIbaiLancio (Hokkien).